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06-30-2008, 10:49 PM
tron

HOLY **** THIS THREAD IS FUNNY

order of operations = sex, food then sleep
06-30-2008, 11:00 PM
redrumracer

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Originally Posted by Sport1.3

no, My D!ck was there....its off limits until cleaned or i happened to be intoxicated

:stupid:
07-01-2008, 07:05 AM
DieselNuts

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Originally Posted by yogi08

you are stupid.
its not about making her **** look like a goblin,
its about getting yours and letting her get hers.

and just for the record shes usually gettin her 3rd when im gettin my 2nd.

Letting her get hers? Wow...for me is about making her get hers...

and for the record, she is usually getting her 3rd before i get my 1st...

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Originally Posted by Farrow2005

Umm no.

i live by what my dad says. and it hasn't failed me yet.

ITS A MOTHER ****ING RACE!!!

first one to get theres wins. no do overs till i get a sandwich.

I dont understand how some guys can think this way. I guess when you are pounding it out and the girl starts squirting all over the place and screaming "I CANT STOP CUMMING", you might change your outlook on the topic......or maybe that was just me...:dunno:
07-01-2008, 08:31 AM
Farrow2005

when i say race... i mean la mans 24hrs
07-01-2008, 08:51 AM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by yogi08

you are stupid.
its not about making her **** look like a goblin,
its about getting yours and letting her get hers.

and just for the record shes usually gettin her 3rd when im gettin my 2nd.

Dude, you're 18....stfu :lmao:
07-01-2008, 08:52 AM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by DieselNuts

Letting her get hers? Wow...for me is about making her get hers...

and for the record, she is usually getting her 3rd before i get my 1st...

I dont understand how some guys can think this way. I guess when you are pounding it out and the girl starts squirting all over the place and screaming "I CANT STOP CUMMING", you might change your outlook on the topic......or maybe that was just me...:dunno:

MAH N!G!!!!! :bowdown:
07-01-2008, 08:57 AM
Me86Rob

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Originally Posted by yogi08

yall must be fat.
i get mine again, then i go to sleep.

haha being fat has nothing to do with it...cause im fat and im the same way. ive really never been tired after sex. but she does all the work when i can get away with it
07-01-2008, 09:05 AM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by Farrow2005

when i say race... i mean la mans 24hrs

LeMons bro....its not spanish :D

LeMans!!!!!

corrected for lulz :lmfao:
07-01-2008, 09:27 AM
Stormhammer

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Originally Posted by Sport1.3

LeMons bro....its not spanish :D

its LeMans :lmfao:
07-01-2008, 09:39 AM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by Stormhammer

its LeMans :lmfao:

:lmfao: i was so worried about the "e" i neglected the the "a"

there is also a 24 Hrs LeMons though :ninja:

http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/
07-01-2008, 09:40 AM
DieselNuts

so who is the 1 fag that likes to talk and cuddle?
07-01-2008, 10:39 AM
Farrow2005

Oh, give me a break. i don't do mornings.

much less afternoons.
07-01-2008, 11:58 AM
DieselNuts

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Originally Posted by Farrow2005

Oh, give me a break. i don't do mornings.

much less afternoons.

sex in the A.M. is where the fuk its at
07-01-2008, 12:06 PM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by DieselNuts

sex in the A.M. is where the fuk its at

no kissing wit that stank breath tho :lmfao:
07-01-2008, 12:08 PM
DieselNuts

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Originally Posted by Sport1.3

no kissing wit that stank breath tho :lmfao:

troof! thats why you start out in the spoon position and then finish doggystyle :goodjob:
07-01-2008, 12:11 PM
Stormhammer

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Originally Posted by DieselNuts

troof! thats why you start out in the spoon position and then finish doggystyle :goodjob:

Unless there's an ass smell that permeates the air.
07-01-2008, 12:14 PM
DieselNuts

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Originally Posted by Stormhammer

Unless there's an ass smell that permeates the air.

ugh....ive never had bad enough luck to experience that...thank god
07-01-2008, 12:23 PM
LordZed

Sleep?? No way! Time for round two!!!!!!!!!
07-01-2008, 12:27 PM
Farrow2005

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Originally Posted by DieselNuts

sex in the A.M. is where the fuk its at

Umm, yes, and no.

if she got up early an took a shower hell yeah.

ever tryed to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwinch.... yeah. shower first bish.
07-01-2008, 12:28 PM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by DieselNuts

troof! thats why you start out in the spoon position and then finish doggystyle :goodjob:

i'll just start and finish that way lol. b!tch keep that smelly breath in the pillow!!
07-01-2008, 12:32 PM
Buttons

is this where you two ran off to?

we can talk about this in my thread and not let it die. make fun of the youngins!
07-01-2008, 12:35 PM
Farrow2005

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Originally Posted by Autumn

is this where you two ran off to?

we can talk about this in my thread and not let it die. make fun of the youngins!

get out, this is Men talk in here.

/spit
07-01-2008, 12:35 PM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by Farrow2005

Umm, yes, and no.

if she got up early an took a shower hell yeah.

ever tryed to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwinch.... yeah. shower first bish.

uhh...that must pertain to fatties :dunno:

most girls i've been with dont even sweat at night :cheers:

unless of course you are talking about her ham flaps still being uncleaned from last nights shenanigans...then i agree
07-01-2008, 12:36 PM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by Autumn

is this where you two ran off to?

we can talk about this in my thread and not let it die. make fun of the youngins!

She's spotted us!!!! Run D$!!!
07-01-2008, 12:37 PM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Farrow2005

get out, this is Men talk in here.

/spit

bish!
07-01-2008, 12:37 PM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Sport1.3

She's spotted us!!!! Run D$!!!

.... :taun:
07-01-2008, 12:39 PM
Farrow2005

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Originally Posted by Sport1.3

uhh...that must pertain to fatties :dunno:

most girls i've been with dont even sweat at night :cheers:

unless of course you are talking about her ham flaps still being uncleaned from last nights shenanigans...then i agree

Next person to say shenanigans gets pistol whiped...

and yesh thats what im talking about...

+1 for the Shenanigans.
07-01-2008, 12:40 PM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by Farrow2005

Next person to say shenanigans gets pistol whiped...

and yesh thats what im talking about...

+1 for the Shenanigans.

yeah i would still run it through with my sabre, if you know what i'm saying....but i prefer if it were clean every now and again if its already been used the night before
07-01-2008, 12:41 PM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by Autumn

.... :taun:

*closes eyes and pretends she cant see me*
07-01-2008, 12:43 PM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Sport1.3

*closes eyes and pretends she cant see me*

tsk. tsk.
07-01-2008, 12:46 PM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by Autumn

tsk. tsk.

lulz were you the other vote for cuddling?

if not

Who are the 2 homo's? :gay:
07-01-2008, 12:49 PM
Buttons

LOL 2 guys actually put cuddling? lol
07-01-2008, 12:59 PM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by Autumn

LOL 2 guys actually put cuddling? lol

Yes, But what the poll left out was that they had just gotten done touching d!cks with their boyfriend.....FAAHHHLAMING GAY!!!
07-01-2008, 01:01 PM
Buttons

lol. i havent voted yet.

wheres the option for food at?
07-01-2008, 01:08 PM
Infinite

lol at all of you women.

after i get done.. i wait 5 minutes then go again, wait then go again... see a pattern?
i love ***** too much to stop
last time i think we humped for about 4 hours, then passed out. i slept like a baby
07-01-2008, 01:08 PM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by Autumn

lol. i havent voted yet.

wheres the option for food at?

"autumn makes danny a ham sandwich and a smoothie, after he finishes fisting her rectal cavity"
07-01-2008, 01:10 PM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Sport1.3

"autumn makes danny a ham sandwich and a smoothie, after he finishes fisting her rectal cavity"

:umno:
07-01-2008, 01:10 PM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by Infinite

lol at all of you women.

after i get done.. i wait 5 minutes then go again, wait then go again... see a pattern?
i love ***** too much to stop
last time i think we humped for about 4 hours, then passed out. i slept like a baby

No sir, you are mistaken. You just didnt do it right the first time. Once the brakes have been beaten, there is no need for alternate rounds. So says Man law

/Reading from Man law, Ron Jeremy
07-01-2008, 01:11 PM
Sport1.3

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Originally Posted by Autumn

:umno:

:lmao:
07-01-2008, 01:16 PM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Sport1.3

:lmao:

... dots?

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