Hung like a horse...
A man sees a sign outside a pub 'make my horse laugh' and win £50. So the man enters the pub and asks the landlord if the sign outside the pub is correct. "Yes" replies the landlord. So the man leans over and whispers in the horses ear. The horse falls over laughing. The landlord duly gives the man £50. Two weeks later the man walks past the same pub, which has a new sign which says' 'win £50 if you can stop my horse from laughing.' So the man enters the pub and asks the landlord if the sign is correct to which the landlord replies that it is. So the man asks if he can take the horse outside for a minute. "Ok" says the landlord. The horse enters the pub in tears. The landlord give the man his winnings and then asks, "What did you say to my horse?" and the man replies, "Two weeks ago I told him I had a bigger dick than him, tonight I showed him."
Later, QD.
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