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06-23-2008, 02:36 PM
FriskyWalrus

"What kind of sick fvck gets off to a dude fvcking a donkey?" *points* "I'm sorry Jesus"
06-23-2008, 02:37 PM
BlueHatch

Quote:

Originally Posted by allmotoronly

Character 1-"My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! "
Character 2- "Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Character 1- "My brother's gonna shyt! "
Character 2- "Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shyt or is he gonna kill us? "
Character 1- "First he's gonna shyt, then he's gonna kill us! "
Character 2- "Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

Fast times and ridgmont high :boobies: spicolli was the man
06-23-2008, 02:37 PM
Sport1.3

motherfvcking god d@mnit beat again!!
06-23-2008, 02:37 PM
BlueHatch

Quote:

Originally Posted by whitehart

"What kind of sick fvck gets off to a dude fvcking a donkey?" *points* "I'm sorry Jesus"

clerks 2?
06-23-2008, 02:38 PM
FriskyWalrus

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueHatch

clerks 2?

very correct. no one can forget Kinky Kelly and The Sexy Stud
06-23-2008, 02:38 PM
allmotoronly

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueHatch

Fast times and ridgmont high :boobies: spicolli was the man

yep

sorry I have to wait 24hrs to give out any more reps
06-23-2008, 02:39 PM
BlueHatch

np man im having fun
06-23-2008, 02:39 PM
Sport1.3

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda ***** to drink it "
06-23-2008, 02:40 PM
BlueHatch

Quote:

Originally Posted by HyPer50

I'll be suprised if someone gets this without looking it up.
Interviewer: And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... entirely without incident.
*polygraph goes crazy*
Preston: Not without incident *hands out a 10 minute long ass beating*

its a christian bale movie i cant remember the name
06-23-2008, 02:40 PM
allmotoronly

Yakavetta: I'm having a ****ty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Now? A joke? Uh... um, uh... A joke. Yeah, alright. Um... There's these, uh, three guys, uh... a-a-a-a ****, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Niggur.
Rocco: Yeah, n-n- Yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy-
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Niggur.
Rocco: Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh- uh, niggur, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- my niggur brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggurs in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go- I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's you're one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggurs and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."
06-23-2008, 02:40 PM
FriskyWalrus

"Hello Abba Zabba. My only friend."

"I used to suck d!ck for coke." "I SEEN EM!" "You ever suck some d!ck for some weed?"
06-23-2008, 02:40 PM
HyPer50

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueHatch

its a christian bale movie i cant remember the name

lol close enough. Equilibrium.
06-23-2008, 02:41 PM
stillaneon

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueHatch

for reps-

" where did you get the coconuts?

we found them

found them? the coconut is is a tropical fruit, this is a temperate zone

the swallow may fly south for the winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

nay it could be carried

what by a swallow?

it could grip it buy the the husk

listen its not a question of where he grips it,a 5 oz bird cannot carry a 2 pound coconut. to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow must beat its wings 15o times a minute, am i right? am i right?!

could be carried by an african swallow

oh yeah an african swallow maybe but not an english swallow thats my point" :cheers:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
06-23-2008, 02:41 PM
stillaneon

Quote:

Originally Posted by allmotoronly

Yakavetta: I'm having a ****ty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Now? A joke? Uh... um, uh... A joke. Yeah, alright. Um... There's these, uh, three guys, uh... a-a-a-a ****, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Niggur.
Rocco: Yeah, n-n- Yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy-
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Niggur.
Rocco: Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh- uh, niggur, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- my niggur brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggurs in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go- I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's you're one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggurs and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."

Boondock Saints
06-23-2008, 02:41 PM
Ran

Quote:

Originally Posted by HyPer50

Super Troopers lol, Farva rocks.

Nice try, but wrong.
06-23-2008, 02:42 PM
allmotoronly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sport1.3

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda ***** to drink it "

lock stock and 2 smoking barrels?
06-23-2008, 02:42 PM
HyPer50

Quote:

Originally Posted by whitehart

"Hello Abba Zabba. My only friend."

"I used to suck d!ck for coke." "I SEEN EM!" "You ever suck some d!ck for some weed?"

Halfbaked
06-23-2008, 02:42 PM
allmotoronly

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillaneon

Boondock Saints

yep. I'll have to owe you, I can't give out any more reps for 24hrs
06-23-2008, 02:42 PM
BlueHatch

Quote:

Originally Posted by whitehart

"Hello Abba Zabba. My only friend."

"I used to suck d!ck for coke." "I SEEN EM!" "You ever suck some d!ck for some weed?"

half baked ive never been so thirsty in my entire life!!
06-23-2008, 02:43 PM
FriskyWalrus

Quote:

Originally Posted by HyPer50

Halfbaked

yes. one of Bob Sagets most epic lines ever
06-23-2008, 02:43 PM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by allmotoronly

lock stock and 2 smoking barrels?

of course.

my fav quote from the movie:

Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a ****ing rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: I thought this was a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.
06-23-2008, 02:44 PM
BlueHatch

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillaneon

Boondock Saints

should have been the rule of wrist!
06-23-2008, 02:44 PM
allmotoronly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sport1.3

of course.

my fav quote from the movie:

Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a ****ing rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: I thought this was a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.

lolol
06-23-2008, 02:45 PM
allmotoronly

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueHatch

should have been the rule of wrist!

lolol then he punches out the fat dyke
06-23-2008, 02:46 PM
BlueHatch

reps for this
its 106 miles to chicago
we have a full tank of gas,
half a packett of cigarettes,
its dark,
and we're wearing sunglasses
06-23-2008, 02:46 PM
HyPer50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ran

Nice try, but wrong.

****... thats right lol, Mr. Woodcock. I knew it was familiar just got em mixed up for some unknown reason.
06-23-2008, 02:46 PM
FriskyWalrus

"Is that a fvcking rhino tattoo?" "Yeah" "You did that shiit to get Glaruen back didn't you?" "No. You know I've always liked rhinos"

reps to anyone who can figure this one out without searching
06-23-2008, 02:46 PM
On_Her_Face

three spoon engines with nos and a motec system exhaust
06-23-2008, 02:47 PM
HyPer50

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueHatch

reps for this
its 106 miles to chicago
we have a full tank of gas,
half a packett of cigarettes,
its dark,
and we're wearing sunglasses

I'm guessin' blues brothers?
06-23-2008, 02:47 PM
allmotoronly

sport1.3 you not giving out prizes for the correct answer??? communist rep nazi lololol J/k
06-23-2008, 02:47 PM
Sport1.3

"on no its ok, the room is all yours....

we're on our way to the spa

....you should come"

reps for this one
06-23-2008, 02:47 PM
allmotoronly

Quote:

Originally Posted by LS2_KID

three spoon engines with nos and a motec system exhaust

fast and frurioussss
06-23-2008, 02:48 PM
stillaneon

Quote:

Originally Posted by LS2_KID

three spoon engines with nos and a motec system exhaust

lol
06-23-2008, 02:49 PM
BlueHatch

Quote:

Originally Posted by HyPer50

I'm guessin' blues brothers?

ding ding reppd
06-23-2008, 02:49 PM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by LS2_KID

three spoon engines with nos and a motec system exhaust

fast and furious!!

BS NO ONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE A55HOLE
06-23-2008, 02:49 PM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by allmotoronly

sport1.3 you not giving out prizes for the correct answer??? communist rep nazi lololol J/k

it was easily googled
06-23-2008, 02:50 PM
FriskyWalrus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sport1.3

fast and furious!!

BS NO ONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE A55HOLE

IM NOT RUNNIN'!
06-23-2008, 02:51 PM
HyPer50

Johns: How's it look?
Rid****: Looks clear.
[Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night]
Johns: You said it was clear!
Rid****: I said it *looked* clear.
Johns: Well, how does it look now?
Rid****: Looks clear.

Edit: Owned by gay filter lol
06-23-2008, 02:51 PM
BlueHatch

Quote:

Originally Posted by HyPer50

Johns: How's it look?
Rid****: Looks clear.
[Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night]
Johns: You said it was clear!
Rid****: I said it *looked* clear.
Johns: Well, how does it look now?
Rid****: Looks clear.

Edit: Owned by gay filter lol

pitch black
06-23-2008, 02:51 PM
FriskyWalrus

Quote:

Originally Posted by whitehart

"Is that a fvcking rhino tattoo?" "Yeah" "You did that shiit to get Glaruen back didn't you?" "No. You know I've always liked rhinos"

reps to anyone who can figure this one out without searching

anybody?

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