What defines rice?

[DJ Maestro]

I got into a friendly argument last night with a guy at a bar regarding my car. He is definitely not a car guy, but felt compelled to tell me that my car was a ricer. That got under my skin a bit and I proceeded to tell him all the ways my car was not rice. After I convinced him that it was not rice I got to thinking myself....what defines rice? I know the park bench wings, the lime green paint with tribal graphics, the over the top colored interior.....they all scream rice. But what defines rice to you all?

Discuss. KThxBye.

[blackboi50]

hrmmmmm.....i believe its opinionated because some people dont see graphics and big wings as rice.....soooooo i dunnoo!!!!!

but I SURE IS HUNGRY JOE!!!!!.....u coming to hooters 2nite?????.....1

[DJ Maestro]

I normally would be going to Hooters D, but I am going up to the IA Gainesville meet tonight with GKTib®. I haven't been to a G'ville meet yet and seeing as how I live there I figured I'd make this one. You should come bro.

[blackboi50]

I normally would be going to Hooters D, but I am going up to the IA Gainesville meet tonight with GKTib®. I haven't been to a G'ville meet yet and seeing as how I live there I figured I'd make this one. You should come bro.

yea anthonyF just told me about that meet!!!! ill see if i can make it!!!!.......is there gonna be any rice there????.....im hungry!!!!.......1

[DJ Maestro]

I bet you can pick up some Mexican spicy rice at the El Sombrero there.

And yeah, come on up.

[redrumracer]

rice
Pronunciation:
\ˈrīs\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English rys, from Anglo-French ris, from Old Italian riso, from Greek oryza, oryzon, of Iranian origin; akin to Pashto wriže rice; akin to Sanskrit vrīhi rice
Date:
13th century

: the starchy seeds of an annual southeast Asian cereal grass (Oryza sativa) that are cooked and used for food; also : this cereal grass that is widely cultivated in warm climates for its seeds and by-products

hope this helps in your conquest of knowledge on what rice is

[Reaper]

wow another one of these threads?

its pretty much obvious

[Reaper]

I wouldn't quite say your car is ricey....its clean for what it is

[blackboi50]

I wouldn't quite say your car is ricey....its clean for what it is

no joe's car is bad a$$!!!!.........1

[Reaper]

no joe's car is bad a$$!!!!.........1

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It's clean...we all had this conversation yesterday...respect is given...but to each his own..Its a clean car IMO, not my personal taste though

[DJ Maestro]

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It's clean...we all had this conversation yesterday...respect is given...but to each his own..Its a clean car IMO, not my personal taste though

We did have this conversation yesterday? I must have missed it. Were Tibs in the conversation? Or mine in general?

[Reaper]

We did have this conversation yesterday? I must have missed it. Were Tibs in the conversation? Or mine in general?

No just how there are haters everywhere...not a certain car specifcally or anything...Just in general. And how people have ignorant opinions...

I hate on just about every single fwd car made..but I still give credit/respect where it's deserved(not that my opinion means anything)...

[GGPIS3]

if you're a domestic owner.. anything non-domestic is rice... they don't have the brain capacity to think any deeper than that.

[blackboi50]

if you're a domestic owner.. anything non-domestic is rice... they don't have the brain capacity to think any deeper than that.

shut-up dan!!!!!!!!.........1

[Total_Blender]

Anyone who calls their US manufactured left hand drive car "JDM" is rice. Come to think of it the whole obsession with JDM is rice

[On_Her_Face]

if you're a domestic owner.. anything non-domestic is rice... they don't have the brain capacity to think any deeper than that.

blow me ricer.

and to the OP please inform us how you convinced this guy that your car is not rice..

[Ran]

Burnt pumpkin paint, painted calipers, and a V6 that makes less than 200HP is rice.
























































JFWY, I <3 your car.

[blackboi50]

Burnt pumpkin paint, painted calipers, and a V6 that makes less than 200HP is rice.






JFWY, I <3 your car.

shall we talk about the yaris then???????........1

[Ran]

shall we talk about the yaris then???????........1

Go ahead....Neon.

[blackboi50]

Go ahead....Neon.

.....nvrmd *runs away*.........1

[BKgen®]

honda.

[OneSlow5pt0]

domestics = rice

[Kevykev]

Man this topic is...maaaan wow!!!!

[blacknightteg]

in my opinion there is no true definition of rice. reason being, everyone has their own interpretation of rice. some say body kits, wings, neons are rice. others will say that those things are just something that is synonomous with show cars. othres say that that certain paint jobs are rice. all again depends on that person interpretation. everyone has their own definition of what is rice and what is not.

hell, the way things are going. the whole scene could do a reverse and go back to body kits, neons, wings, etc. and everyone saying that the whole "JDM/OEM" look is played out.

if one person says one thing is rice, another might say its bad ass. so you can never give a true definition of rice as its to each their own.

[DJ Maestro]

^^^^ Excellent interpretation. I'll agree that it all boils down to personal preference.

and to the OP please inform us how you convinced this guy that your car is not rice..

I told him that my car is Korean and not Japanese. He asked me what that had to do with anything. I told him everything....In Japan, they eat rice, in Korea they eat BBQ.

[blackboi50]

^^^^ Excellent interpretation. I'll agree that it all boils down to personal preference.



I told him that my car is Korean and not Japanese. He asked me what that had to do with anything. I told him everything....In Japan, they eat rice, in Korea they eat BBQ.

hahhhaha your car is BBQ FTW!!!!......1

[BKgen®]

^^^^ Excellent interpretation. I'll agree that it all boils down to personal preference.



I told him that my car is Korean and not Japanese. He asked me what that had to do with anything. I told him everything....In Japan, they eat rice, in Korea they eat BBQ.

I LOL'D
(SEE SIG BWAHAHAHA)

[DJ Maestro]

I LOL'D
(SEE SIG BWAHAHAHA)

That's awesome!

[Crazy Asian]

And your car is a rental car.

[blackboi50]

And your car is a rental car.

and your asian..........and crazy!!!!! sooooo *folds arms*.........1

[Crazy Asian]

and your asian..........and crazy!!!!! sooooo *folds arms*.........1

What? Do you want me to go kung fu on your black ass or something? DANG IT YOU AINT WORTH THE TIME!!! YOU FREAKING TARDED DUMB BLACK MAN WHO LOVES FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON!!!

[DJ Maestro]

Hey, don't forget the lemonade.

[blackboi50]

Hey, don't forget the lemonade.

nahhh joe we knee-grows drink kool-aid if its non alcoholic......OHH YEAAAAA *busts through living room*........1

[blackboi50]

What? Do you want me to go kung fu on your black ass or something? DANG IT YOU AINT WORTH THE TIME!!! YOU FREAKING TARDED DUMB BLACK MAN WHO LOVES FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON!!!

hey i bet u can better explain the title of this thread since your diet consist of you eating rice everyday!!!!.......got some soy sauce dude????......haha...

btw its chicken and beer bishhh........1

[TRUTH]

i agree with blacknightteg rice is what the person judging a car doesnt like or probably wouldnt do to their car....for example rice to me would be neons alteeza tail lights z3 fenders body kits big rims and wings

[Crazy Asian]

No blackboi likes to eat apple, steak, and water. He aint no black boi. I am.

[blackboi50]

No blackboi likes to eat apple, steak, and water. He aint no black boi. I am.

white mans diet!!!!!......sh!t sounds pretty good rite now *rubs stomach*...............dude seriously if u think your black obama wont get assassinated!!!!!........1

[DJ Maestro]

[blackboi50]

hellz yea!!!!!!......1

[bigdare23]

I always say this,

Rice isn't a car, it's a way of life. Now days people use the term rice so loosely to represent something that isn't their style, that not rice, that's you hating (unless that person is driving reckless). I see rice as a person that takes a slow car (such as Civic CX) and tries to race, or a person who revs for no damn reason at a red light as a ricer (no matter what car). It's gets on my nerves whenever people see a car with a bodykit (that's nicely done) and roasts it just for having a kit. Seriously, the term RICE is killing the car scene, because noone wants to mods there car. Now, all you see are cars slammed on oem rims because they are afraid to do something different due to the term rice. DJ Maestro, your car is nice, ****'em if they think your car is rice. I see if your car was big bird yellow with black rims, then it would be Da Gay. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL {j/p GTtib}