Man's gift to god, edible by mortals.

I don't get it. I eat one, and it starts to burn, so I grab another. I eat a handful, and my lips and mouth are burning. I grab another handful...spicy as crap, and determined not to kill it with a drink. So I grab more, even though it burns.

I don't get it...I just can't put down the burning!

...*awaits some kind of STD joke*

Yeah, I'm pretty damn bored...is there ANYTHING to do tonight?