A lady sent me this at work:

CHINESE SICK LEAVE... I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss, I not come work today... I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, and my legs and back hurt. I not come work"



The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work You try that."



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel much better. I be at work soon. You got nice house."