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  1. 06-11-2008, 08:04 PM #1
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    Default Is it true your tongue can tell a 9 volt battery is good by licking it?

    I was wondering because my nipples don't seem to have a clue.
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    haha
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    you'd get a better charge by licking my av
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    this is a pointless thread

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    no chit
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    Yes.
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    that shiit is funny, jew boy can gtfo
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    I think the more important question is why are you touching a battery to your nipples?

    I knew white people did some crazy shiz, but dang!
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    so you went to africa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    I think the more important question is why are you touching a battery to your nipples?

    I knew white people did some crazy shiz, but dang!
    To see if it was still good?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    To see if it was still good?
    Or to get your rocks off in some freaky white-people way? EWWW worse than the Pedo Posse trying to double-team that kid with the two dongs.
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    so you went to africa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    I think the more important question is why are you touching a battery to your nipples?

    I knew white people did some crazy shiz, but dang!

    bwahaha you still quoted me from back in the day on here when my name was Lucky SC, props
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    i hope you never think, "damn what happen to electricity...." and then go and lick a electrical outlet
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    Quote Originally Posted by UpSideDownDesi
    i hope you never think, "damn what happen to electricity...." and then go and lick a electrical outlet
    I hope he does.


    The only real way to test a 9v battery is to stick it to your taint...then you will know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by UpSideDownDesi
    i hope you never think, "damn what happen to electricity...." and then go and lick a electrical outlet



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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    I hope he does.


    The only real way to test a 9v battery is to stick it to your taint...then you will know...
    OMG LOL that made me laugh so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    I was wondering because my nipples don't seem to have a clue.

    get your nipple wet.. then try....




    then let us know what's up...
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    don king...




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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
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    lolol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    I was wondering because my nipples don't seem to have a clue.
    Not true, lick it and you'll see that nothing happens
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    I hope he does.


    The only real way to test a 9v battery is to stick it to your taint...then you will know...
    hahaha this truly made me lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    get your nipple wet.. then try....




    then let us know what's up...
    I'll test kellys first.
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OH SNAP
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
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    lmfao
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    I don't know but I've tried pissing on an electric fence and I didn't get shocked...

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