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    Default Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse...

    http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/




    Visit the "official" site above.

    she looks like all of the following : horse, foot, shoe...

    I sat through the sex and the city movie last night and it was hard to look at the screen when she came on it.. she's SO hideous.. i wanted to vomit everytime i saw her.





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    Agreed

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    Yeah. I could never understand why they casted her as a star on a show with sex involved. You'd have to be an IA RLD lifer to ever think about having physical contact with her. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Yeah. I could never understand why they casted her as a star on a show with sex involved. You'd have to be an IA RLD lifer to ever think about having physical contact with her. Later, QD.
    i have never understood it, neither has my girl.... theres nothing attractive bout that *****.. the only reason i would hit it was to try and get some money or something.. other than that you couldnt get enough alcohol in me.


    A horse.. is a horse.. is a horse.. am i right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Viceroy
    A horse.. is a horse.. is a horse.. am i right?
    Of course. Of course. Later, QD.
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    Lol Agreed

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Of course. Of course. Later, QD.

    And no one can talk to a horse of course
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Sarah Jessica Parker.

    Go right to the source and ask the horse
    She'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
    She's always on a steady course.
    Talk to Sarah Jessica Parker.

    People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
    But Sarah Jessica Parker will always speak even if she has nothing to say.

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And this one'll talk 'til her voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking horse?

    Well listen to this. I am Sarah Jessica Parker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Of course. Of course. Later, QD.
    i actually chuckled out loud at this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Yeah. I could never understand why they casted her as a star on a show with sex involved. You'd have to be an IA RLD lifer to ever think about having physical contact with her. Later, QD.
    Actually it made sense casting her. Think about it. Late 30-something chick that nobody wanted to marry. Guys just use a her as a storage bin for the love batter rather than have to waste a perfectly good tissue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    i actually chuckled out loud at this.
    I wondered if anyone would catch it. Lolol. You and Echo. Later, QD.
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    Ditto! With a face like that, I wouldn't be surprised if she were to say that she is indeed a transvestite or had a sex change in the past.
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    I've always thought that too. Shows that you don't have to have a pretty face to be in Hollywood

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    Quote Originally Posted by slow_hatch
    I've always thought that too. Shows that you don't have to have a pretty face to be in Hollywood

    DUH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Yeah. I could never understand why they casted her as a star on a show with sex involved. You'd have to be an IA RLD lifer to ever think about having physical contact with her. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheScotsman
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    I wasn't going to mention names, buuuuuut........... Later, QD.
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    I think she is very pretty... she has such great style...

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    LOL.. the Family Guy episode had me rolling for a while


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    agreed... that b!tch looks like she was hit with a gigantic box of What The Fucck...


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    Id tap it, then rob her as blind.

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    HER FACE LOOKS LIKE A FOOT.

    lol seriously thats the funniest **** ive ever seen reps

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