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  1. 05-01-2008, 01:58 PM #1
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    [font='Times New Roman','serif']Should Children Witness Child Birth?



    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
    Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
    Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place .......smack his ass again!'

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    Lol
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    i thought this was serious... lol



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    i agree with ^... i thought it was serious
    I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
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    ^^ Wtf your not banned yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MistaCee
    ^^ Wtf your not banned yet?
    good god i know... it's like christmas up here... wanna explain (over pm) why i need to be banned?
    I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
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    MAYBE CUZ U SUCK BAD...



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    MAYBE CUZ U SUCK BAD...
    lol whatever you say... i had the gonads to stand up to one member with 700 something posts and now i'm a black sheep... hey at least you all know who i am
    I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lespaulman16
    good god i know... it's like christmas up here... wanna explain (over pm) why i need to be banned?
    Why PM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lespaulman16
    lol whatever you say... i had the gonads to stand up to one member with 700 something posts and now i'm a black sheep... hey at least you all know who i am
    Fock your gonads.
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    i dont know who the duck you are...go fuk w/ QD or something lol



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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    he joined one month before he was 18...



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    and in the forum rules it says where that I am not allowed on here? you show me, then we'll start talking. back up what you say with FACT instead of some ill based claim..
    I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
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