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  1. 04-25-2008, 06:15 PM #1
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    Default The OFFICIAL OFFICE PRANK THREAD.

    okay i get bored every so often at the office and i decide to play some pranks on my co-worker Brian. here are some:

    --I tape a post-it note on the bottom of his mouse...so his mouse dosen't work

    --I snuck into his cubicle and stole his cellphone and sent out the following text message to everyone in his phone: "i'm officially coming out of the closet...i would like for you to know and i'm accepting application for my future life partner" I then snuck back in and returned his cellphone (and deleted his outbox messages).

    --I changed his screen saver to: ''I LIKE MEN" in bright pink letters

    --I snuck into his cubicle and sent an email to his boss, turning in his 2 week notice (he didn't like that one very much)

    now i'm out of ideas...please post up your suggestions
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    Burn his house down, that one always gives me a good laugh.
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    Go in late to the office at night when no one is there...and tin foil his desk and everything on it lol
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    You can completely surround his car in saran wrap.
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    Fill a pencil tray full of paper asssholes (the pieces left over from a three hole punch). Take rubber band and attach paper clips to it. Stretch it across the drawer over the tray. Wind it up and carefully close the drawer (so that the paper clips and rubber band are held in place by the desk. Next time he opens his draw, it vomits all over him (and likely scares the hell out of him as well).

    If he keeps an Umbrella at his desk, you can also fill it up with the paper dots. Makes for a slightly funny situation next time he opens the umbrella and gets a paper shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deke
    Fill a pencil tray full of paper asssholes (the pieces left over from a three hole punch). Take rubber band and attach paper clips to it. Stretch it across the drawer over the tray. Wind it up and carefully close the drawer (so that the paper clips and rubber band are held in place by the desk. Next time he opens his draw, it vomits all over him (and likely scares the hell out of him as well).

    If he keeps an Umbrella at his desk, you can also fill it up with the paper dots. Makes for a slightly funny situation next time he opens the umbrella and gets a paper shower.
    nice!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deke
    Fill a pencil tray full of paper asssholes (the pieces left over from a three hole punch). Take rubber band and attach paper clips to it. Stretch it across the drawer over the tray. Wind it up and carefully close the drawer (so that the paper clips and rubber band are held in place by the desk. Next time he opens his draw, it vomits all over him (and likely scares the hell out of him as well).

    If he keeps an Umbrella at his desk, you can also fill it up with the paper dots. Makes for a slightly funny situation next time he opens the umbrella and gets a paper shower.

    thats funny as hell! rep'd for that!!!
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    Haha, yeah, my Dad has had various jobs where pranks have been prevalent. So, he used to come home with good stories from time to time.
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    Quick google and I found some slightly better intructions

    "You need: 2 paper clips, one rubber band, a business card and a bunch of "holes" from the hole puncher.

    Open the drawer and wedge a paper clips on each end, toward the front of the drawer. Stretch the rubber band across the width of the drawer, attaching it at each end by the paper clips. Insert the business card into the center of the rubber band and wind the rubber band many times so that when released the business card will act like a steamboat paddle. Put a pile of paper "holes" under the business card then close the drawer carefully to prevent the rubber band from unwinding.

    The Induhvidual who opens the drawer will be met with a hail of paper "holes" as a festive tribute to your genius.
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    Arson is still more funny...
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    ^Well of course.
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    this one is kinda messed up but we taped a bag of flour to the bottom of my friends car one time and when he went for a drive called the police saying that his car was releasing cocaine

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef

    --I snuck into his cubicle and sent an email to his boss, turning in his 2 week notice (he didn't like that one very much)
    that's sooo wrong.. is your boss and his boss the same person?
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    has he played any pranks/jokes on u?
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    lol

    hmmm, what pranks have I done to my co-workers?

    I have hidden their toolbox. Put lots of grease/lube behind the draw handles. Rip name tags off. Rip buttons off their shirt. Soak their shoes with washer fluid. Hide their uniforms in the morning. My favorite, leave the trigger locked on the oil pump and watch them freak out tring to stop it.

    This is all I can remmeber for right now. But I will be back, b/c I know I have done alot more.
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    Lol. Put a coffee mug mug or two in jello.
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    what i always do is send him free samples of lube and condoms
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    Take a screw of two out of his chair..so when he plops down, he hits the floor in the process, lol
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    Cut holes in all the gloves. Replace new gloves with old used gloves.
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    Sleep with his wife.

    Reprogram his speed dials, frequently re-arrange his desk, stuff in jello, etc.
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