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  1. 04-22-2008, 11:38 PM #1
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    Default Free Colonoscopies

    By yours truly.

    I will not be touching nor looking at your rectal cavity. Just using your own cell phone you provide, on video mode, tape it to the end of a broom stick, and ram it up your keester.

    Meet me at the corner of Donald Lee Hollowell Pkwy and Joseph E Lowery.

    TTFN! (ta ta for now.)
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    WoOoW.
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    response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    WoOoW.
    You would like that, wouldn't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454
    You would like that, wouldn't you?

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    LOL!

    And echo, why the colon hate broskie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    LOL!

    And echo, why the colon hate broskie?
    My colon has no love for me, so I hate it back...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    My colon has no love for me, so I hate it back...
    I'm terribly sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454
    You would like that, wouldn't you?

    whore
    i sent him a message on aim saying "no."


    alwaysup2sumtyn: (11:50:17 PM): i dont want a colonoscopy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    i sent him a message on aim saying "no."


    alwaysup2sumtyn: (11:50:17 PM): i dont want a colonoscopy
    LOL

    There are other options.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    LOL

    There are other options.

    LOL... are you going to be a doctor now?

    I need to take a visit to an OB/GYN soon if ya know what i mean :boobies:
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    By yours truly.

    I will not be touching nor looking at your rectal cavity. Just using your own cell phone you provide, on video mode, tape it to the end of a broom stick, and ram it up your keester.

    Meet me at the corner of Donald Lee Hollowell Pkwy and Joseph E Lowery.

    TTFN! (ta ta for now.)
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    come on nancy drew, you are taking far too long with that reply
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    Where is the comeback at?

    It took you four minutes to realize that you didn't have a comeback at all? Sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    Where is the comeback at?

    It took you four minutes to realize that you didn't have a comeback at all? Sad.
    Thanks for proving what I said

    So sorry I couldn't reply within one minute!

    ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sögoodM3
    Thanks for proving what I said

    So sorry I couldn't reply within one minute!

    ...
    You can't do alot in one minute from what I heard chief.

    Nice link in the sig.

    Ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    You can't do alot in one minute from what I heard chief.

    Nice link in the sig.

    Ass.

    is he a 30 second man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sögoodM3
    Thanks for proving what I said

    So sorry I couldn't reply within one minute!

    ...
    You're gay.

    /end of story.
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    Drew are you sad that he talks about me more than you?

    He doesnt want the BUTT SECKSS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    Drew are you sad that he talks about me more than you?

    He doesnt want the BUTT SECKSS!
    I would say something along the lines of try harder, but the thing is I think you, sadly, already are...
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    Bro, she has one arm. Gimme a break.

    And the chick from today....wow, not good.
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    bump
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    very original homer



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    very original homer
    Huh? I don't watch the Simpsons chief. That show licks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    Huh? I don't watch the Simpsons chief. That show licks.
    i dont either..i just called u homer...

    wtf is chief..i dont neither watch the redskins...or cowboy and indian movies...gtfo



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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    i dont either..i just called u homer...

    wtf is chief..i dont neither watch the redskins...or cowboy and indian movies...gtfo
    SO THAN IT WAS ORIGINIAL YOU NATIVE AMERICAN BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    SO THAN IT WAS ORIGINIAL YOU NATIVE AMERICAN BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    screw that i'm not the one who gets mad cuz u build on my ancestors burial grounds...fuk u sir paul steven the 2nd



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    my cell phone doesnt have a camera or is it able to take video's.......does this mean i cant recieve this free service?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    my cell phone doesnt have a camera or is it able to take video's.......does this mean i cant recieve this free service?
    Bring a friend with a phone? Or use one of our used ones for free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    Bring a friend with a phone? Or use one of our used ones for free.

    so this is a 2 for 1 special as well? 1 phone 2 colonoscopies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    so this is a 2 for 1 special as well? 1 phone 2 colonoscopies?
    bring rubbing alcohol for sanitary procedures



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    The answer is yes sport, and PBS, reps for calling me steven something the 2nd.

    I was LIRLing.
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    lol , check your reps
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    lol @ godfather



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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    lol @ godfather
    lol @ pee bee es
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    lol @ pee bee es
    LIRL @ ur reps



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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    LIRL @ ur reps
    :idb: Yummy reps.
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    Bump?
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    do i get half off cause i have half a colon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    do i get half off cause i have half a colon?
    Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    By yours truly.

    I will not be touching nor looking at your rectal cavity. Just using your own cell phone you provide, on video mode, tape it to the end of a broom stick, and ram it up your keester.

    Meet me at the corner of Donald Lee Hollowell Pkwy and Joseph E Lowery.

    TTFN! (ta ta for now.)
    Brett says that he is interested.

    At his age, he needs low cost healthcare.
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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