WTF? Some mofo slammed their door into my car!!

[gforce23]

Long story short, there is a RX300 parked right next to my car. I'm in the corner spot and one entire half of that car is parked within my parking space. The mofo must have opened the door so hard that it has created a dent the size of a cellphone on my right door. I take extreme care of all my cars and am 100% sure it wasn't there until right now.

Do I have any way to teach this mofo a lesson? I'm seriously thinking of blowing up this moron's car right now. I'm not leaving my gf's place until I teach this fcker a lesson he/she will never forget.

[Echonova]

Cut the brake lines.

[Brut]

Cut the brake lines.

do it

[gforce23]

Cut the brake lines.

How easy/hard is it to do this? I'm fcking serious right now.


I did not see him/her do it. But there was no car until an hour ago and I noticed this as*hole's boat kissing my car a few minutes ago. Who the fck parks like this? I'm gonna poke his eyes out if I see him.

[koukis14]

How easy/hard is it to do this? I'm fcking serious right now.


I did not see him/her do it. But there was no car until an hour ago and I noticed this as*hole's boat kissing my car a few minutes ago. Who the fck parks like this? I'm gonna poke his eyes out if I see him.

So how do you know someone didn't park, hit your car and park somewhere else. Then this guy pulls up after. I would wait till they go to their car and ask them to open the door and see if it matches up. If it does, go from there.

[gforce23]

So how do you know someone didn't park, hit your car and park somewhere else. Then this guy pulls up after. I would wait till they go to their car and ask them to open the door and see if it matches up. If it does, go from there.

So you mean I should stay awake all night and then wait for them to open the door and even miss work tomorrow? Hell no!

There was NO CAR until an hour ago. My gf's bedroom window is right above the parking space and I usually take a quick peep from time to time. There's no fcking way he could get out .. since you guys don't get it, here's a rough diagram in paint. Now tell me how could he/she have gotten out by parking like that.

[koukis14]

There was NO CAR until an hour ago.

Like I said a car could have come, hit yours and left. I think if you do anything to the car there now that you SUSPECT of damaging your car you would not only be a moron, but a huge ***** also.

[Whiteboy™]

lol, punch a hold in their gas tank

[koukis14]

I'm confused. Did you see them do it?

[Echonova]

Step 1) take knife
Step 2) crawl under car
Step 3) find rubber brake line and cut (usually near the wheels near the hub), but not all the way through. Just enough for them to get a couple stops in before they fail.

[rizzler]

Step 1) take knife
Step 2) crawl under car
Step 3) find rubber brake line and cut (usually near the wheels near the hub), but not all the way through. Just enough for them to get a couple stops in before they fail.

Lolz.

[OneSlow5pt0]

that sucks man,i came out of wal mart to find my mint camaro,with white paint on the back bumper =[

[Echonova]

Step 4) If caught you will be dis-avowed, this message will self-destruct.

[Echonova]

Step 5) Assume the guy will lie and say he didn't do it. Cut the lines now...

[Echonova]

Picture fail

[EJ25RUN]

Picture fail

Yeah looks like his "car" is the width of a motorcycle.

[gforce23]

Yeah looks like his "car" is the width of a motorcycle.

From wiki, the width of my car: 65 in., the width of the other guy's car: 72 in. I had to magnify the difference in width to put forth my point somehow.

[EJ25RUN]

From wiki, the width of my car: 65 in., the width of the other guy's car: 72 in. I had to magnify the difference in width to put forth my point somehow.

I feel ya, i'd be pissed to.

There's no way im a read this whole thread but my contribution..... Throw crack in his car and call police and say he/she was dealing.

[gforce23]

I feel ya, i'd be pissed to.

There's no way im a read this whole thread but my contribution..... Throw crack in his car and call police and say he/she was dealing.

Yeah, I have gotten a lot of ideas from you guys to execute if something like this happens in the future. As of now, that RX is still sitting pretty in the same damn spot as it was 3 days ago. I even stuck a note last night asking the guy/gal to move his/her car but guess what, the piece of paper hasn't moved an inch.

[Echonova]

Is the car white?

[gforce23]

Is the car white?

My car is white .. the other car is black (or dark blue?), I can't tell for sure.

[Echonova]

My car is white .. the other car is black (or dark blue?), I can't tell for sure.

That's no good, if his car was white you take the funny papers from the newspaper (has to be in color) lay them out ascross hood, roof, trunk etc... Soak with water, in the morning when owner removes newspaper, Image will be transfered to his paint. Hilarity ensues.

[Got Milk?]

^^ lol nice picture.

[Echonova]

So when this guy comes out and finds his car damaged why can he not just be the one to say "sh*t happens"? WE MUST BE AVENGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Night everyone.

[koukis14]

So when this guy comes out and finds his car damaged why can he not just be the one to say "sh*t happens"? WE MUST BE AVENGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Night everyone.

Shut the **** up and give me the car in your sig........NOW!!!!

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

If you are so sure about this damn retard hitting your car then how about you call the damn police and file a report?

Got damn, are you that fukin stupid?

Jeez.

[Echonova]

JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The police won't do anything on private property. We must take the law into our own hands...


(and no you can't have it)

[koukis14]

JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The police won't do anything on private property. We must take the law into our own hands...


(and no you can't have it)

But it makes me happy in the pants.

[LS2ner]

Dude, if the parking spots are numbered then just find what apartment he is is and go bang on the door. Have him come out and open his door and check for the paint. If your car is white then obviously there should be paint transferred from either his vehicle to yours, or from yours to his.

If its gated, then go ask the security guard what apartment he lives in. Also ask if there is security footage. Cause if so then your ass will get caught ****ing his car up.
Security Footage will also ensure that if you take him to court for the ****, then he will be forced to pay for the repairs.

[gforce23]

Dude, if the parking spots are numbered then just find what apartment he is is and go bang on the door. Have him come out and open his door and check for the paint. If your car is white then obviously there should be paint transferred from either his vehicle to yours, or from yours to his.

If its gated, then go ask the security guard what apartment he lives in. Also ask if there is security footage. Cause if so then your ass will get caught ****ing his car up.
Security Footage will also ensure that if you take him to court for the ****, then he will be forced to pay for the repairs.

Nope, the parking spots aren't numbered. And yes, some paint in that region has come off my car.
Does any community have security guards these days? My gf's has a remote fob controlled gate. No security footage AFAIK except near the leasing office, swimming pool and the two entrances. There's a police patrol at 3-ish.

Anyhow, I didn't want to waste much time on this sorry a** mofo. Spray-on chrome and yellow paint FTW! I hope it hardens overnight and the fcker learns how to park the next time around. I've never seen such hopeless parking in this complex. All other cars are lined up perfectly except for this co**sucker.

[Dr.G35]

phone pics for ftw and reps

[gforce23]

phone pics for ftw and reps

LOL .. don't make me go out again to take pics ..

[Dr.G35]

i will give you as many reps as possible if i get a phone pic that can clearly show me

[gforce23]

You don't own a black/dark blue Lexus by any chance, do you?

[Dr.G35]

hahahahhaaha no a WHITE G35

[Dr.G35]

wheres the pics

[koukis14]

What apartment complex does your girlfriend live at? I wan't to make sure I don't move in there.

[gforce23]

What apartment complex does your girlfriend live at? I wan't to make sure I don't move in there.

Don't worry. You live in Marietta. Last I checked, I'm pretty darn far from your area.

I am also the one that wants to see his dumb ass get busted.

What is your problem? It might be acceptable to you if someone kicks you in the nuts or slams into your car. Perhaps you have a lot of money. Perhaps you don't give a **** if someone else fcks your girlfriend. But I do.

You say shyte happens right? Give me your address. I'll rent the biggest Hummer from Hertz, park right next to your car and slam my door open like a mofo. Then we'll see if shyte happens.

[koukis14]

What is your problem? It might be acceptable to you if someone kicks you in the nuts or slams into your car. Perhaps you have a lot of money. Perhaps you don't give a **** if someone else fcks your girlfriend. But I do.

You say shyte happens right? Give me your address. I'll rent the biggest Hummer from Hertz, park right next to your car and slam my door open like a mofo. Then we'll see if shyte happens.

Ladies and gentlemen this is the dumbest person on this ****ing website.

If someone kicks me in the nuts I am goin to beat the **** out of them because I SAW THEM DO IT. If I see someone **** my car up I am going to do something about it. If I find a dent in my car I am not going to **** the car up next to it because it probably did it. Your a ****ing moron. I can not believe your were the strongest sperm. you should have ended up in a ****ing condom.

By the way if you really want my address I will give it to you but if you come near me or my car I will end your pathetic life with my bare ****ing hands you little pile of ****.

[gforce23]

Ladies and gentlemen this is the dumbest person on this ****ing website.

If someone kicks me in the nuts I am goin to beat the **** out of them because I SAW THEM DO IT. If I see someone **** my car up I am going to do something about it. If I find a dent in my car I am not going to **** the car up next to it because it probably did it. Your a ****ing moron. I can not believe your were the strongest sperm. you should have ended up in a ****ing condom.

By the way if you really want my address I will give it to you but if you come near me or my car I will end your pathetic life with my bare ****ing hands you little pile of ****.

Heh heh, is that the best you could come up with, you piece of filthy garbage? No wonder you have no brains and your mom didn't want you when you were born. Go wank your puny **** until you die. Seriously, I'd hate to see a girl carry an imbecile's child. Give me your address and I'll personally come over to send you to hell. I promise. If nothing else, your girlfriend, assuming you have one, will find a better **** to suck on.