So, the other day, I was talking with this chick at my school while I was smoking a cigarette. Blonde, nice rack, she's got the whole package. We're hitting it off real nice, cracking jokes and what not. Then she goes to ash her cigarette and the sun hits her face just right so that I could see all the peach fuzz that the shade was hiding. I immediately shuddered in disgust, and said, "you stay far away from me." That's just one of the things I can't tolerate on a girl, a fiber-optic beard.
What are some of the things that you can't stand?




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