biggest turn off for me is a lady with a pennis
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biggest turn off for me is a lady with a pennis
pennis?Quote:
Originally Posted by Got Milk?
how bout when a chick u first meet takes 3 rolls then 2 ambien and begins to trip out of her mind and thinks that using monster energy drink as a lubricant is sexy... i still have nightmares
wow... bet that made for a great yeast infection... and also you took advantage of a drugged up girl??? :police:Quote:
Originally Posted by dnugs03rsx
When a girl is getting naked and her boobs smell like ass, or worse yet, going down and or doggy style and all you can smell is sweaty ASS.
smoking, drinking, partying alot, bad attitude, and even sometimes a normal attitude but she acts weird will turn me off.
i also hate "hood" or "thug" girls. idk... im kinda picky.
molesssssss!
haha nah heres a short version of that night Fume
me- nah i dont wanna roll
her- come onnn i just took three im gonna be up ill night
me- im passin out i just drove 12 hours to get out here
so she decides that taking 2 ambien would be straight
so its all fine she wants to start makin out blah blah
....
30 mins later she starts trippin out
and shes like god i have cotton mouth while shes givin me head and decides to sip my monster then proceeds to spitting it on my memberr which totally freaks me out and i almost knocked her off me but u know what can u do when a chicks got ur **** between her teeth... not gonna piss her off so i pretend i was too drunk and passed after her hallucinations of ppl watching us haha and **** coming out of the walls...
needless to say i never saw her again
haha awesome... drunked/drugged bit ches always make good stories...
haha good thing this chicks hot anybody in for pics hahaha
Too much makeup, biitchy/spoiled attitude, small tits
It seems a lot of you don't like girls that smoke. I guess it doesn't bother me, because I'm a smoker. But I can see where you're coming from. Making out with an ashtray is a bit disgusting.
well mainly smoking turns me off because im stricken with the asthmaaa.. plus i had this chick put the ashtray on the bed an just lay there and smoke.. strangely i like the smell of smoke but not while i am trying to sleep
I wish smoking was a turn off for me when I was younger. Some dumb whore got me addicted to cigarettes.
ok get this i was dating this chick that got me smoking for awhile.. and we were riding in my 4runner back in the day and she puts her stoge out on my car door.. i flipped out and she goes it doesn't fawk if up.. imagine that ****te
moles, body hair, long ass toes, boney all over, dirty finger nails, jacked up teef/toof, flat ass, mosquito bites on the chest, excess fat, odor, obsessiveness, no passions, mean, long skinny legs, fat ankles, too oily, too much make-up, pale skin, red/orange hair, extremely long hair, smoking, drinking, partying, boring, bitchiness, etc.
lol
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Originally Posted by dnugs03rsx
was this girl Autumnk5.... ? lol:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by SiRed94
I believe that she may have caught a firm backhand to the dome...Quote:
Originally Posted by dnugs03rsx
I would have made that b!tch walk home. But first I would have taken her shoes to compensate for the damage to my clear coat. Make that woman work those corns off her feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by dnugs03rsx
Oh yes and I forgot to mention that she would have been told to exit the vehicle while it was traveling at excessive speeds...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycho
Heh, I knew a girl that did that when she got into an arguement with her boyfriend while he was driving. He was doing about 50 and she decided she didn't wanna be in the car anymore. Now she can't smell anymore, so I fart like hell everytime I'm around her.Quote:
Originally Posted by SiRed94
Tuck and roll FTW.
You said it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycho
yea i know i shoulda dumped her ass at 50 and the girl that was smokin in my bed ehh the effects of her stupidity will catch up to her when she sheets out her lungs
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Originally Posted by Psycho
hell yeah... ftmfwQuote:
Originally Posted by Psycho
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Originally Posted by Psycho
If I find out she has a dlck it turns me off pretty bad.
edit: ****! alredy a repost :lmfao:
Oh and a girl that hits back.... mmmmmyeahhh.....
i hate that ****.
bad eyebrows/lazy eye. i know its one of the first things i notice on a girl
ROFLMAO,Quote:
Originally Posted by jfman
i hate girls that get mad when you cum in their ass.
Bad teeth and certain piercings.
roast beef
Quoted for TruthQuote:
Originally Posted by Staggered6
Quoted for Emphasis
care to elaborate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Staggered6
when their ***** looks like roast beef, its all hanging out and what notQuote:
Originally Posted by jfman
and my biggest turn off is when a girl puts a dip in haha
my biggest turn off = Ugly. Thats sums it all up right there.
i call BS you Matt and Ian all got that dip sh!t going.Quote:
Originally Posted by LS2_KID
i cant stand a chick that has some busted up ass feet!
THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT "SANDLES ARE NOT MADE FOR EVERYBODY"
Biggest = Cigarette Smokin' Batches