Someone put this in the application:
What is your idea of a perfect date? (3 sentences or less)
well go to the movie get a blow job then go home and get nasty then ask you to leave and say no hard feelings
LMFAO!
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Someone put this in the application:
What is your idea of a perfect date? (3 sentences or less)
well go to the movie get a blow job then go home and get nasty then ask you to leave and say no hard feelings
LMFAO!
y havent you figured out that youre not even good enough for half of the guys on this website to screw
hmmm ... hawt!Quote:
Originally Posted by autumnk5
like making out with 12 year old boys ? sigh.. up for something new anyways...lol
I will pick the winner on Saturday :)
ANSWER MY QUESTION
^ pics? sharing is caring....
i wanna see i wanna see.
You want me to post my pics...? LOL
LOL, ummm... you are in Athens.
LOL umm...yeah?
... and... i'm in Columbus.
why of course... !!! dont make baby raptor jesus cry.Quote:
Originally Posted by simontibbett
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autumn you need to change the thread title to i need a girlfriend v2.0
That doesn't matter. He's the best looking person on this place and his car is fast as hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by autumnk5
Going on a date with him would be like winning the lotto. :goodjob:
i hate you, billy.
i need a boyfriend!
Distance does not matter for me. I can drive, or meet halfway, or come to Athens for the weekend, spend the night, we can hang out the whole weekend, and get to know eachother.Quote:
Originally Posted by autumnk5
I might as well fill out the application as well.
This is what we would do on our first/last date.
Ok so will need 1 baseball bat, 1 Gallon of KY, 2 Pairs of Handcuffs, a sound proof room, and a video camera.
After this date, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, even up to 10 years later, you'll be able to pop that baby out in the middle of the grocery store and not even notice until it starts dragging on the ground.
You need to put an application in
I have to be fair :)
wheres the application. i fill one out too..
lol.
i hope you like farm animals. :)
Here is what I want to do:
-Take you to a nice dinner.
-A walk downtown Athens
-A special place I know, really pretty and talk.
-Come to my place and watch a movie or something, hang out.
-Go to bed, if you feel comfortable sleeping with me, we can, if not, we wont.
The list goes on. I want to be your man. I dont NEED the application, no point.
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Originally Posted by simontibbett
wait, this dude serious?
But the application is so everything is fair ... I have to give everyone a chance.
Application, v-empire, is on the first post
autumn looks like you are back on top for attention whore :goodjob:
lol...scheming?Quote:
Originally Posted by simontibbett
you are a boring date!
i would take her to a bukakke party and have a blast!
so awesome.. then we go to raptor jesus camp.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.Quote:
Originally Posted by v-empire
WIN!
LMAO!
:lmfao: :lmfao:
Well, then I can make it exciting. But she wont find out unless she comes. No girl that has dated me has never come back for more.Quote:
Originally Posted by v-empire
YAY!!!!!!! :bump:Quote:
Originally Posted by LS2_KID
This is true.Quote:
Originally Posted by simontibbett
IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE FAIR IF ONE IS FAR BETTER THEN THE REST, THEN WHAT IS THE POINT?? IT'S LIKE CHOOSING BETWEEN A FERRARI AND A KIA. ONE IS FUN, EXCITING, EXOTIC, SEXY, ROUGH, SMOOTH, ETC....AND ONE JUST GETS THE JOB DONE AND DIES.Quote:
Originally Posted by autumnk5
Please explain last sentence. I'm confused at the double negative.Quote:
Originally Posted by simontibbett
Are you saying girls come back for more? Or don't?
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Originally Posted by simontibbett
LOL... I would choose Ferrari.
LOL yeah wrote that wrong, they DO COME BACK for more. Always. But if you are here, they wont, they will be jealous of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by autumnk5
Well, I am your Ferrari, hell I am like a highly tuned up Ferrari.Quote:
Originally Posted by autumnk5
I request an application & pics.
Man, there are more whores in here then in a DeKalb county holding cell on Saturday night...
i say raptor jesus camp.....super fun and awesome town.
one more time !!
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Sorry, Ferrari's don't play with the regular ricers. You PM me for more info, that's like asking a Ferrari to park in a regular lot. **** that, I stand above.. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by autumnk5
WTF is up with this Raptor Jesus?
Is this from 4chan?
i dunno?
whay u hatin on raptor jesus yo?
find this girl a date.. she need some ding dong yo.
Because it's funny and kinda stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by v-empire
Jesus with raptors really isn't anything great.