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  1. 03-24-2008, 11:03 AM #1
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    Default I gota problem..

    i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out

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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Maybe she put it there? Or you were having a dream about Maomi Yuuki.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out

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    That's funny - bc she never pulls mine out when I do that.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    That's funny - bc she never pulls mine out when I do that.
    u outa con damn trol again n!gga..i'ma have to shoot ur ass this time..and i dont got no blanks lol



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Hmm... maybe she knows about IA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out

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    Isnt that like natural lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by mastakey05
    Isnt that like natural lol
    i think it is...but i'm not sure..i was sleeping..then woke up to a hand full of ass

    It's cause she gets her fill earlier in the day from me .
    look here nigerian..ima call ur bro..ur gettin outa hand



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    look here nigerian..ima call ur bro..ur gettin outa hand

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH




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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    i think it is...but i'm not sure..i was sleeping..then woke up to a hand full of ass
    Lucky bast*rd!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    i think it is...but i'm not sure..i was sleeping..then woke up to a hand full of ass
    damn i wish i was that lucky

    y u complaining
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out

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    It's cause she gets her fill earlier in the day from me .
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan®
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    It's cause she gets her fill earlier in the day from me .
    Sloppy seconds FTL
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    I do this. I also wake up sometimes getting jerked off. Last time I was like "I'm really tired so if you want it hop on."
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    wow..I need to invest in a husband.




    midnight horniness & secks ftw!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    wow..I need to invest in a husband.




    midnight horniness & secks ftw!!
    ~email pics and maybe we can be "play married"~
    oh, and if it works out, keep gatorade on your nightstand......


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    ~email pics and maybe we can be "play married"~
    oh, and if it works out, keep gatorade on your nightstand......
    your sig scares the ****s out of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    your sig scares the ****s out of me.
    sorry to hear dat....LOL!

    i kinda like that sig.

    ~back to topic~

    but yeah...i do alot of weird shiz in my sleep(got this move called the sneak attack: she rolls over to the spoon position, i let her get those good snores in and ....she wake up like howd that get in there?) .....PBS. just enjoy it.

    and to you(PBS) and DIIIRRRRRTY:

    natural C/D/DD'S OR BETTER FTMFW!!!!!


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    Thread fails without PICS....
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuessWho
    Thread fails without PICS....
    lol
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    leave it to nitro to make it gay, lol




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    aww cute kittens.
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    You know why PBS!!!??? SHE MISSES MY MANLY HAND!!! YOU HAVE SISSY HANDS!!!! YOU WILL NEVER SATISFY HER LIKE I DO!!!! SO KEEP THAT PANSY HAND OUT OF HER *****!!!!
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    PBS... i was there... and was touching her... and so were you.... so i moved your hand and got back to business
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    Dog Every one had a ride on PBS girl, man you need to get her some Vagiseal, keep that cooter of hers shut and unexposed to the whole ghetto hood yous blacks people live in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheProfiteer
    Dog Every one had a ride on PBS girl, man you need to get her some Vagiseal, keep that cooter of hers shut and unexposed to the whole ghetto hood yous blacks people live in.
    #231651984621651687465416 on my radar to get sniped from talking sheit

    You know why PBS!!!??? SHE MISSES MY MANLY HAND!!! YOU HAVE SISSY HANDS!!!! YOU WILL NEVER SATISFY HER LIKE I DO!!!! SO KEEP THAT PANSY HAND OUT OF HER *****!!!!
    ur #1 on the sniped list

    PBS... i was there... and was touching her... and so were you.... so i moved your hand and got back to business
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    Lucky bast*rd!
    yea i know



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    be glad it was ur wife and not the little kid next door. cuz noone would ever believe u were sleep walking.
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    IMO waking up in the middle of the night secks is the best......
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    I know hahaha.



    Quote Originally Posted by klollie
    IMO waking up in the middle of the night secks is the best......
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    Quote Originally Posted by 350ZFTW
    I know hahaha.
    no actually you don't
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    Quote Originally Posted by klollie
    IMO waking up in the middle of the night secks is the best......
    x2..indeed it is..speaking of which



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    take some penicillin if that doesnt get rid of then your fucked

    EDIT: After i posted i actually went back and read the post. oh well though.
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    O thats right sorry.
    Jason..
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out

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    why pulling your hands out? just continue playing lol, damn man.. its your wife, it aint liek you cant touch lol.. anyways do you feel the urge to want some


    yeahhhhhh you likeeeee when she does thattttttt
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    ^ your car scares me puahahahaha.. anyways i think its normal but does she wake up too??


    yeahhhhhh you likeeeee when she does thattttttt
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    go...die maybe? your jokes are honestly old and lame.
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    I'd beat her ass!

    i dont play dat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    I'd beat her ass!

    i dont play dat



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    I'm just sayin dough... Awll dat is your property! It's yours according to the law and according to our God.
    you put them rangs on it's definetly yours. It's like a binding/spirtual aggrement. no questions asked. take it or leave it

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    need i say anything bro .....i thought i had wife jokes but damn!!!.....they got u good already...1
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    I had a situation like this happen once, except it was her hand on my junk and by hand I mean head.

    Also, I didn't push her away. I pretended to still be asleep.
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