Originally Posted by
t3ggr
Have you ever said to yourself "I'm tired of all these loose hoes!"
Well maybe you are looking in the wrong places.
Heres a few reasons why you might be wrong:
1. She's barely 18, she must be tight. WRONG. There are 8 year olds with a Slip N Slide vagina now-a-days.
2. Shes christian, she is saving herself. WRONG again. They are the worst of the worst. Remember, they have been locked up, but their vagina hasn't.
3. Shes so tiny, I am going to break her in two. Sorry guys, someone already has, and that pu55y isn't getting back to shape anytime soon.
Where you need to look:
1. Anyone in a wheelchair. If they are paralyzed, they can't feel it. Therefore they probably don't try to have sex too much. Just bang the **** out of them. You can't break them, they are already broken.
2. Anyone with down syndrome. No body really wants them, so they are bound to be tight, but what people don't know is they give the best slobbery head.
3. Anyone over 40 that has been recently divorced. They might be old, but they could be hot if you choose wisely. Usually when newly divorced this means there has been no action for a few years. They need someone to clean out the bat cave. Do them a favor, and they might just be your sugar mama.
4. Nuns. They are the probably the best. Not only are they tight, but most of them have had a wild past, so they would get crazy if you could bribe them to. Plus, the challenge alone would make you bust a nut by the time you unlocked the chastity belt.
Now that I have instilled in you the knowledge of finding a tight vagina, HAPPY HUNTING!
and remember: There are always exceptions if you want to sniff out the right vagina.
How to get a tight pu55y.
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