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03-10-2008, 10:27 PM
Seymour222

Am I too late on this thing? I didn't read through the whole thread.
03-10-2008, 10:28 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by Seymour222

Am I too late on this thing? I didn't read through the whole thread.

Unfortunately you missed some of teh funnay LOL :lmfao:
03-10-2008, 10:29 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by Seymour222

Am I too late on this thing? I didn't read through the whole thread.

here's what happened...

im a dumbass -> what kinda car do you drive -> datsuns rule -> if our cars would make it, me and btlfed would race.
03-10-2008, 10:31 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

here's what happened...

im a dumbass -> what kinda car do you drive -> datsuns rule -> if our cars would make it, me and btlfed would race.

Hilarity ensues.

(My Datsun has a coolant leak too lol)
03-10-2008, 10:31 PM
Fast Eddie G

**** they will probably take away ur parking privilages at school and wont be able to drive to school. thats what they would do at my school.
03-10-2008, 10:33 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by Fast Eddie G

**** they will probably take away ur parking privilages at school and wont be able to drive to school. thats what they would do at my school.

LOL @ your first post. You should read what the Whoreslounge is before you come jumping in here. ----------------------->
03-10-2008, 10:35 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by BTLFED

Hilarity ensues.

(My Datsun has a coolant leak too lol)

haha.
well what's the deal with your datsun? I've never heard you mention it.
03-10-2008, 10:37 PM
chinitoxamor

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

What can I say, 4 hot chicks watching, one drives an eclipse.
Live life once, haha.

this is why they made car audio so that you can bump, they made force inductions so that your car can sound badass, and they made malls so you can buy cloths and sh.it to look good, other than that,you didnt have any reason to showoff
03-10-2008, 10:39 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by chinitoxamor

this is why they made car audio so that you can bump, they made force inductions so that your car can sound badass, and they made malls so you can buy cloths and sh.it to look good, other than that,you didnt have any reason to showoff

I guess you don't realize that since I'm a DSM owner I'm entitled to showing off and acting badass.

:lmfao:
03-10-2008, 10:39 PM
EJ25RUN

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Originally Posted by Fast Eddie G

**** they will probably take away ur parking privilages at school and wont be able to drive to school. thats what they would do at my school.

Hard lesson for reps..... Have some before you start talkin ****.

I learned that the hard way.
03-10-2008, 10:41 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

haha.
well what's the deal with your datsun? I've never heard you mention it.

Its a 73 510 2 Door. SSS Side drafts, cam, header, exhaust. Still slow as hell LOL
03-10-2008, 10:43 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by BTLFED

Its a 73 510 2 Door. SSS Side drafts, cam, header, exhaust. Still slow as hell LOL

Wouldn't it still rape the hell out of my 2000? It's not the model with Solex carbs and cam, rather the SU carbs and tiny cam.
03-10-2008, 10:47 PM
Seymour222

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Originally Posted by BTLFED

Unfortunately you missed some of teh funnay LOL :lmfao:

Indeed I did. I laughed, I cried, I shrugged my shoulders in shame. Now listen young fellow (or slightly younger than I), take my advice and own up to your adolescent antics. Maybe, offer something in return to keep your privileges. Maybe like Julio said, "Sexual Favors".
03-10-2008, 10:48 PM
The Yousef

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

So my friends and I like to loiter in the parking lot after school until about 3:30. Well today my buddy was getting in his car, I was in my car with it running, and he yelled out, "you like dudes!!!". Playing around I said "I will smoke my tires!" and he knows me and knows I would, so he replied with a "you right".

I take a look around for cops, people, and people driving through the parking lot and there's a few friends up the hill but they were paying attention. I revved to about 3k, dropped the clutch, and did just enough throttle to bake the tires but not to bounce off the limiter. Smoke instantly starts to bellow out from my wheel wells as I melt my brand new tires.

I know, school parking lot, not smart. But badass being that the whole baseball team is across the street watching, my bestfriend and his g/f are watching, and my ex is watching.

Anyways, I carry out the baking untill about 20-25mph. The car is completely under control as the tires are new, brakes are awesome, and I have a small amount of experience in FWD cars.

To my surprise and stupidity, the baseball coach was behind the bus. As I pulled onto the street he walks out and stops me. He calls me by my first name because appearantly the BB team was yelling my name, and asks for my last name. We have assigned spots with parking permits and registered cars, so I didn't lie. He asks what would I do if I would've hit someone and I shrug my shoulders, he says he will see me tomorrow morning.

I knew it wasn't the best idea, but under these circumstances, it wasn't the un-safest thing ever. I mean, good car with good handling components, not going fast, and I have decent reaction times.

I call a buddy that is on the team and ask how pissed the coach was. He said he was really pissed but probably won't do anything. But the coach is a prick.

Any idea what they can do?

PS, I know I'm in the wrong and I probably won't do it again at school. lol

http://moronland.net/media/pictures/duntoldrape.jpg
03-10-2008, 10:50 PM
Seymour222

^^^^Everytime I see that guy it makes me think unpure thoughts.
03-10-2008, 10:50 PM
Catnip

So before I get called to the office, I should find him and tell him I thought about it, and I was really wrong and dumb for doing it. Then promise that I will act more responsible?
03-10-2008, 10:51 PM
MistaCee

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

So before I get called to the office, I should find him and tell him I thought about it, and I was really wrong and dumb for doing it. Then promise that I will act more responsible?

Then if that doesnt work you'll have to take Julios advice.
03-10-2008, 10:51 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by Seymour222

Indeed I did. I laughed, I cried, I shrugged my shoulders in shame. Now listen young fellow (or slightly younger than I), take my advice and own up to your adolescent antics. Maybe, offer something in return to keep your privileges. Maybe like Julio said, "Sexual Favors".

:lmfao: Reps!

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

Wouldn't it still rape the hell out of my 2000? It's not the model with Solex carbs and cam, rather the SU carbs and tiny cam.

Yours is a 2litre, mine is a 1.6. I have the SSS Induction with dual SU side draft carbs.
03-10-2008, 10:53 PM
Seymour222

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

So before I get called to the office, I should find him and tell him I thought about it, and I was really wrong and dumb for doing it. Then promise that I will act more responsible?

Do you think it could hurt the situation more than help it?
03-10-2008, 10:53 PM
The Yousef

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

Then promise that I will act more responsible?

the question to be asked at this point is....will u?

because granted we all go through our retarded ricer phases when we were younger...but that was just idoitic.... :lmao:
03-10-2008, 10:53 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by BTLFED

:lmfao: Reps!

Yours is a 2litre, mine is a 1.6. I have the SSS Induction with dual SU side draft carbs.

so driver's race? I don't know about 510's. Might have like 12:1 compression and a nasty cam.:yes:
03-10-2008, 10:55 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

so driver's race? I don't know about 510's. Might have like 12:1 compression and a nasty cam.:yes:

No idea about the compression, but it idles like a Harley.
03-10-2008, 10:58 PM
0p7!mu5

dude wtf were you thinkin?! yousef is right we all have had our damn ricer stage but that is ****ing retarded asshat...
03-10-2008, 11:00 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by BTLFED

No idea about the compression, but it idles like a Harley.

:cheers:
Big Cams = sexy sounds.
03-10-2008, 11:02 PM
redrumracer

shoulda been like yea my foot slipped........................................... ....... for 25 feet
03-10-2008, 11:02 PM
Seymour222

Sorry, I had to disappear for a second. Someone sent a weird video link to me and I had to check it out. If you keep acting this way you will turn out like this guy.

http://www.xvideos.com/video8573/Rod...Squirt_Bukakke

Please dont click the link if you are offended by losers.
03-10-2008, 11:04 PM
The Yousef

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Originally Posted by 0p7!mu5

dude wtf were you thinkin?! yousef is right we all have had our damn ricer stage but that is ****ing retarded asshat...

thanks :)

i believe the problem is he wasn't thinking....his logic train derailed into a fiery mess of molten death and bloody destruction of ricey retardation... IE:

http://www.nationalcorridors.org/df2/df02262007a.jpg
03-10-2008, 11:05 PM
0p7!mu5

chances are they won't do much other than take your parking permit or cite you a ticket. But still knowing the security guard won't always help you gotta think about it this way. If it was down to his job for covering your ass what do you think he would do? some blessings dont last that long homey...still that was a retarded move. what if you were'nt on your game that day? wouldn't be so funny if you had to make that thing a paddle shift cuz you lost control and turned thing into a crumpled ****subishi..just something to think about.
03-10-2008, 11:08 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by 0p7!mu5

chances are they won't do much other than take your parking permit or cite you a ticket. But still knowing the security guard won't always help you gotta think about it this way. If it was down to his job for covering your ass what do you think he would do? some blessings dont last that long homey...still that was a retarded move. what if you were'nt on your game that day? wouldn't be so funny if you had to make that thing a paddle shift cuz you lost control and turned thing into a crumpled ****subishi..just something to think about.

I fully understand what you are saying, but in this scenario, 20mph doesn't leave a 2g in that bad of shape.
I have learned my lesson already, my stomach is churning just thinking about getting ISS. (never had more than break detention for my shirt being un-tucked)
03-10-2008, 11:08 PM
EJ25RUN

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Originally Posted by The Yousef

thanks :)

i believe the problem is he wasn't thinking....his logic train derailed into a fiery mess of molten death and bloody destruction of ricey retardation... IE:

http://www.nationalcorridors.org/df2/df02262007a.jpg

That one guy looks like he's thinking:

"THEY WANT ME TO CLEAN IT BY MYSELF? THOSE FUKERS!"
03-10-2008, 11:10 PM
Revmaynard

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

I fully understand what you are saying, but in this scenario, 20mph doesn't leave a 2g in that bad of shape.
I have learned my lesson already, my stomach is churning just thinking about getting ISS. (never had more than break detention for my shirt being un-tucked)

LOLOLOLOLOL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
03-10-2008, 11:11 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by EJ25RUN

That one guy looks like he's thinking:

"THEY WANT ME TO CLEAN IT BY MYSELF? THOSE FUKERS!"

lmao.

"he prolly hit vt4k y0!"
03-10-2008, 11:13 PM
MistaCee

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Originally Posted by Revmaynard

LOLOLOLOLOL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

:lmfao:
03-10-2008, 11:13 PM
Seymour222

LOL @ Yousef!
03-10-2008, 11:14 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by mastakey05

:lmfao:

yeah, im hard like that.

:D
03-10-2008, 11:15 PM
Revmaynard

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

yeah, im hard like that.

:D

''Thug life''
03-10-2008, 11:18 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by Revmaynard

''Thug life''

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...i/ethugxf4.jpg
03-10-2008, 11:18 PM
0p7!mu5

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

I fully understand what you are saying, but in this scenario, 20mph doesn't leave a 2g in that bad of shape.
I have learned my lesson already, my stomach is churning just thinking about getting ISS. (never had more than break detention for my shirt being un-tucked)

still yo ya never know, and man please ISS:thinking: ??? **** that's a get outta class free pass! Get with he program i'd be more worried about oss or expulsion like what happened to my homey in his CRX my senior year (if they go that far). Depends on how much of a hard time they want to give you like i said more than likely just getting your permit pulled or like you said in school. Must be nice goin to a school that sounds like it has money... Good ol' Berkmar gave detention for real **** like skipping or that one time i almost was busted hacking my lit teacher's computer.:lmfao:
03-10-2008, 11:21 PM
The Yousef

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Originally Posted by Seymour222

LOL @ Yousef!

LOL @ your face....

o0o0o0o0o0o.....

damnit i'm bored :(
03-10-2008, 11:21 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by 0p7!mu5

still yo ya never know, and man please ISS:thinking: ??? **** that's a get outta class free pass! Get with he program i'd be more worried about oss or expulsion like what happened to my homey in his CRX my senior year (if they go that far). Depends on how much of a hard time they want to give you like i said more than likely just getting your permit pulled or like you said in school. Must be nice goin to a school that sounds like it has money... Good ol' Berkmar gave detention for real **** like skipping or that one time i almost was busted hacking my lit teacher's computer.:lmfao:

of the three schools in my town, we're the poorest. lol

I mean, I have no offenses at all the 4 years I've been there, so hopefully they won't be d!cks about it.

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