Why I love reposession.

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I work at a car dealership and there is nothing I love more than someone getting reposessed.

Heres what happens...

People get tax money. They all the suddenly have enough money to purchase a car. Then their first payment comes around. I don't see them. I call them. They don't answer, or they have disconnected their phone.

Heres what they don't know.

We install GPSS' in every car we sell. Of course we don't tell them this. Then its really funny how quick they realize their car is gone. You can call and call and call and they won't respond for their payment, but as soon as you take the car, they come running up here with every excuse in the world. "But...but... I just got out of the hospital and couldn't make it up here...."

TOO BAD *****. Thats the most satisfying part. When they cry.


Then they lose their down payment and we get to resell it all over again for the same price.

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