Let's Bump Uglies!

**psychodrama_81** · 08-10-2005, 01:38 PM

Whats your best/worst pickup line you ever heard or used?

Post em here....

**Kristi** · 08-10-2005, 01:42 PM

the worst one i have ever heard was:

"damn baby, you look like a new set of tires"

**Tracy** · 08-10-2005, 01:42 PM

Oh I heard one this weekend at Formula D...A photographer in the media section of the event was like..."are you on so and so website?" I was like "what!" He was like "oh I thought you were a model on so and so website. You're beautiful can I take your picture for so and so magazine?" I was like "My boyfrind is a driver and he's standing right over there. Let me introduce you"

**psychodrama_81** · 08-10-2005, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by tracy

Oh I heard one this weekend at Formula D...A photographer in the media section of the event was like..."are you on so and so website?" I was like "what!" He was like "oh I thought you were a model on so and so website. You're beautiful can I take your picture for so and so magazine?" I was like "My boyfrind is a driver and he's standing right over there. Let me introduce you"

OOOOh.....

**Marty** · 09-16-2005, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by tracy

Oh I heard one this weekend at Formula D...A photographer in the media section of the event was like..."are you on so and so website?" I was like "what!" He was like "oh I thought you were a model on so and so website. You're beautiful can I take your picture for so and so magazine?" I was like "My boyfrind is a driver and he's standing right over there. Let me introduce you"

Damn that Joey Redmond!!!!!!!!

**silver** · 08-10-2005, 01:45 PM

You must eat Frosted Flakes, cause you bring out the tiger in me....

**Rican219** · 08-10-2005, 01:46 PM

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants

**B16a2 Civic** · 08-10-2005, 01:48 PM

i dont spit game...im just smooth like that

**lilgapeach** · 08-10-2005, 01:55 PM

dont know if u would call this a pick up line but it was lame as hell.... "damn baby you've got the whitest teeth i've ever come (cum) across"

**JoeCoolinATL** · 08-10-2005, 02:16 PM

"hey baby does this smell like cholorform to you?"

(in a bar) "so are you gonna walk to your car alone tonight? cool, ill be over here watching you"

but seriosuly one that has never failed me yet.

just walk up to a girl be like wanna go makeout?

**HyPer50** · 08-10-2005, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by JoeCoolinATL

(in a bar) "so are you gonna walk to your car alone tonight? cool, ill be over here watching you"

LOL gotta love Dane Cook

**JoeCoolinATL** · 08-10-2005, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by PSINXS

BBQ one is funny as hell. and the wanna make out one usually works at most conyers parties.

THE LOST CHILDREN OF ROCKDALE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH

Originally Posted by HyPer50

LOL gotta love Dane Cook

got both his cd's upped on my site
www.flip7.net/trmusic

**SL65AMG** · 09-18-2005, 08:32 AM

"lets go to war. ill go lay in that ditch and you can blow the hell out of me."

**boosted1jz** · 08-10-2005, 02:48 PM

hey, r u coming to my BBQ??

when is it?!!?

when my meat hits ur grill

nice shoes..... wanna fuck?!

**PSINXS** · 08-10-2005, 02:55 PM

BBQ one is funny as hell. and the wanna make out one usually works at most conyers parties.

**Cliff** · 08-10-2005, 03:03 PM

my best is hi my name's cliff what's yours

**silver** · 08-10-2005, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Cliff

my best is hi my name's cliff what's yours

Oooo, that's a good one.... I will have to write that one down.

**Cliff** · 08-10-2005, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by silver

Oooo, that's a good one.... I will have to write that one down.

don't make me name off who all it's worked on

**mp5o** · 08-10-2005, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Cliff

my best is hi my name's cliff what's yours

Replace cliff with mike and thats the same one I use...

**Cliff** · 08-10-2005, 04:05 PM

stfu joe...we are not lost anymore!!!!!!!!!!!

**psychodrama_81** · 09-16-2005, 04:40 PM

Come here girl! Gimme ur butt!!! Best pickup line ever!!!

**fawk_you** · 09-16-2005, 04:44 PM

"If I told you that you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?
That one usually works on the ladies.... when im in that sort of mood..

**Bishop** · 09-16-2005, 04:47 PM

do you clean your pants with windex? Cause i can sure see my self in them.

**BTEC** · 09-16-2005, 04:50 PM

"say baby, im a pimp. Act like it" :

pening car to door expecting gilr to get in::
LOL

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 09-16-2005, 04:52 PM

The one I use (because I use pick up lines sooo often) is:

Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!

The worst one I've heard is: "Hi, I'm Cliff, nice to meet you!" j/k Clifford!! lol

**mocha latte cupcake** · 09-16-2005, 04:57 PM

let see here....

best: Hi. i'm JM i drive a widebody silvia with an RB20 want me to spool your turbo?

worst: Damn girl you stupid fly, why don't you let a nigga pull up to the bumper and smack that monkey!

**psychodrama_81** · 09-16-2005, 05:13 PM

^^

**rolling_trip** · 09-16-2005, 05:22 PM

a buddy in college came up with this one. he used it twice that i know of. the first time resulted in a slap to the face, the second produced a giggle and smile.

"Hey girl why don't you let me borrow your pussy, i know that your did not leave it at home, or lose it."

i know it sounds corny, but i swear it was funny as hell, at least when your drunk.

**psychodrama_81** · 09-16-2005, 05:23 PM

I cant try that with a black girl, thats destined for an ass-whoopin....lol

**boosted1jz** · 09-16-2005, 06:37 PM

whats with the resurection of all these old ass threads????

**Trouble300zx** · 09-16-2005, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by boosted1jz

whats with the resurection of all these old ass threads????

IA CPR.....somebody's workin on mouth 2 mouth....

**Hulud** · 09-16-2005, 07:02 PM

"hi, im [insert name here], wanna fuck?"

**1439/2000** · 09-16-2005, 07:26 PM

"Hurry up and give me your phone number before I don't want it anymore."

**SilverJester** · 09-18-2005, 03:26 AM

1. Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I ?
2.Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.
3.Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
4.Would you like to go home for a pizza and a fuck?....*slap*...what? you don't like pizza?
5.That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were that shirt I would be coming on you too
6.Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
7.I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.
8.If I follow you home, will you keep me?
9.Lick finger, and rub it on the clothing of the person, then rub it on yours. Just a light touch will do. "So, what do you say we get out of these wet clothes..."
10.Come over here and sit on my lap--we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

never used a pickup line but I have been tempted to use one just to see what kind of reaction I get out of it. I didn't think guys seriously used pickup lines....what idiots

**psychodrama_81** · 09-19-2005, 01:49 PM

^ I like that one! Imma have to write that one down!

**Pablo** · 09-19-2005, 02:01 PM

My best pickup line is:
Hi, my name is Pablo........

**B16a2 Civic** · 09-19-2005, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Pablo

My best pickup line is:
Hi, my name is Pablo........

thats mine too...word.

**silver** · 09-19-2005, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Pablo

My best pickup line is:
Hi, my name is Pablo........

No yours now needs to be... "Hey, I have a pen.. Can I write on you?"

**Jimmy B** · 09-19-2005, 02:34 PM

*looks at tag on her shirt* "just as i thought, made in heaven" ---- night at rox

um, hi, im jimmy, i have a pole in my basement" j/k.. i dont use that one..

"how about we make like a tree... and branch" --- not another teen movie

im wit b thouugh.. i dont need or use pickup lines..

**BigTs13** · 09-19-2005, 04:29 PM

the one that will never let u dont is "hey wanna go make out" that one ALWAYS works for me...maybe cause i have a tounge ring...but anyways yall should try that line sometime

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