i wanna know the username of the douche kid that tried to tell me to get out of the way.

kid: "Why dont you move out of the way so he can park?"
me: "Why dont you go shut the **** up."

later..
kid: "hey man, didnt mean to be a ****.."
Kyle: "yeah, i think you did mean to be a ****"
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hot girl handing out z meet flyers conversation:

Her: come to the cool z meet
Me: will civics be there?
Her: no, g35s and 350zs will be there.
Me: sweet, because i hate G35s.

HAHAHAHAHA

great times at checkers too. "i'll take the buford"