NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[DriVaH]

He wouldn't let me send the good ones... the ones photofuckit won't let me keep in my album.

share....

[03RCode]

Wow....your username does not lie haha

That was cold, and fiesty... I like it. Marry me? Or atleast spend one very exciting night in one very cheap hotel with me plunging your hole of glory with my staff of opportunity.

[oneSLOWex]

LOL <333

[mmmmpsi]

ugh.... so whatever drugs I got given, I no longer can feel the top of my mouth.. ahahaha it's numb.

[03RCode]

share....

Email address?

[DriVaH]

Email address?

pm sent...

[oneSLOWex]

ugh.... so whatever drugs I got given, I no longer can feel the top of my mouth.. ahahaha it's numb.

thats gotta feel weird as shit

[DriVaH]

ugh.... so whatever drugs I got given, I no longer can feel the top of my mouth.. ahahaha it's numb.

don't bite your toung...

[oneSLOWex]

im almost at 9k LOL where the eff is purp today?

[03RCode]

pm sent...

You've got mail, cracker.

[DriVaH]

You've got mail, cracker.

you are the muther fucking man...

[oneSLOWex]

wait...are you sending out nudes? hmmm

[03RCode]

wait...are you sending out nudes? hmmm

No nudes for you.

[You_Wish]

i wont.....

[Buttons]

i would not have known if you did not say so...

my pic is somewhere in there. lol

[oneSLOWex]

No nudes for you.

lol

[DriVaH]

my pic is somewhere in there. lol

really...

[03RCode]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: gore movies, yes?
You: grudge fucks, yes?
Stranger: grudge fuck?
You: you know, you find a whore you hate, that hates you
You: the rough "I'm going to break your fucking neck" sex
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: if i were a guy im sure ig got for it
Stranger: altho it does sound muchly like rape
You: nah
You: think of the person you hate the most
You: and think of how incredible the sex would be if you both were trying to kill the other during it
Stranger: hmmm
You: it's awesome
Stranger: done it?
You: i mean, rough sex is win, grudge fuck is epic win
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i like your deductuive logic
You: iknorite
You: i'm going to have to try to grudge fuck to a gore movie sometime
You: that sounds like an amazing time
Stranger: bloody hate sex
Stranger: hmmmm
You: want to pretend you hate me and bump nasties while watching texas chainsaw massacre?
Stranger: sorry mate, already promised my bf the same thing
Stranger: not with texas chainsaw tho
Stranger: we're still voting on the movie choce.
You: but see, i'm so much cooler than your bf... and i gave you the idea
You: and you don't hate him
You: see... theres several problems in your strategy
Stranger: nah, you actually didnt. i just was unaware it had a term
Stranger: there ARE problems. i cant have hate sex while laughing my ass off.
You: right, so after i explained it and you still didn't quite understand
You: see, all we have to do is piss each other off, bump nasties to some bloody ass movie, and never speak/see each other again
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: youre in terrible luck, my friend. im the most passive person i know.
You: seems like a straight forward idea to me
You: wow, such lameness... well what if i just beat your hole of glory with my staff of opportunity to a gore movie and never speak to/see you again
You: that still sounds like a decent time
Stranger: for sure. but you see, again, its already planned.
You: if its already planned when do i need to be there?
You: i must have missed the memo
Stranger: i guess so.
You: want my nudes?
You: or do you want it to be like a surprise fuck
You: because that sounds fun too
Stranger: you see, we had planned this last week already, dont you remember? today at 3:15. and if you werent here by then, then we'd never do it. and since it's in 5minutes.....
You: well you see, i could totally be in the house beside you, on the eastern wall, looking out at your house as of right now
Stranger: and sweetheart, no matter how well-endowed you may be, im willing to bet money my bf is bigger.
Stranger: sucks to be you, i wont be home for another 2 hours
You: i'm willing to bet you're BF has nothing on my neighbor... like for reals
You: ever seen a mandingo porn
You: 100% for serious, he's my neighbor
You: it's intimidating as fuck
You: i cut myself daily
Stranger: LOL
You: i really wish i was kiding
You: kidding*
Stranger: "and IIIIIIII dont need to wear pants today! -strust about-"
Stranger: **struts
You: i really wish i could type today as well
You: i swear to god his cock is the size of a redwood
Stranger: LOL
You: when he jumps in the pool his cock makes a bigger explosion than my whole body
Stranger: that cant feel good
Stranger: =\
You: i'd say not
You: but if i was a 6' 4" black man with a 4' 3" cock i probably wouldn't care
Stranger: oh jesus fucking christ. hoobastank isplaying on the radio. fml
You: z0mg makes me want to cut myself
You: Haste The Day FTMFW
Stranger: i think my ear is going to bleed.
Stranger: xD
You: i'd gladly suck the blood out... you got to admit that'd be sexy
Stranger: i wish i could listen to my music at work. but nooooooo. metal, rock, punk, industrialOR dark cabaret arent 'conform'. fml.
Stranger: you know what? i do admit that.
You: see, grudge fuck to as i lay dying while watching a gore movie and sucking blood out of each other
You: thats the sexiest idea ive ever heard
Stranger: you know what?
Stranger: you seem like a nice guy. i wish upon a star that you find a girl as twisted as yuo are
You: i'm totally the best
You: but my neighbor scares/steals all the little anal whores i bring home from the club
Stranger: what can i say? a man with a johnson the size of a tall midget has a handle over many, many men.
You: see the thing is most of the time they just see it and kill over... and cold vag is almost always an epic failure
Stranger: xD
Stranger: loool
Stranger: you sound like my buddy issak
You: except cooler, more handsome, and more charismatic
Stranger: ...you sound exactly like him
Stranger: xD
You: maybe i am him?
You: you're fairly entertaining
Stranger: why thank you, i do try.
You: see, i don't have to try
You: i'm just naturally awesome
You: and inspiring
You: people want to be like me
You: admit it, in the last 20 minutes you have grown fond of me
Stranger: iunno man im trying pretty damn hard here
Stranger: lol
You: yeahhhh so gore movies + loud music + blood + I = you turned on... anything else im missing?
Stranger: + my bf
Stranger: durr
Stranger: he's the main factor
Stranger: :P
You: so you like DP?
You: thats what i'm gathering from that equation
Stranger: oh im sorry, you werent in the equation.
You: gore movies + loud music + bloow + myself + your bf = you turned on
You: no need to backtrack now, you already admitted it
Stranger: aw now you have it all wrong
You: see i'm 100% certain i have it completely correct
Stranger: adding yourselfin the equation takes it off-balance. that just wont do.
Stranger: you werentgood in math in highschool, were you
Stranger: :P
You: it's natural to be attracted to me, you don't have to be scared to admit it
You: if i was a girl, i'd totally fuck me
You: i'm a math major... going to be a math teacher one day with any luck actually
Stranger: oh sweet irony.
You: epic, amirite
Stranger: not bad, not bad.
You: so anyways sweetie, you're starting to bore me
You: i'm beginning to think you are unworthy of my time here
Stranger: more like vice-versa.
Stranger: you should be honored i gave you any attention at all.
You: If you didn't sound like such a good fuck I would have disconnected immediently
Stranger: do i now?
Stranger: well.
Stranger: i might just feel flattered if i didnt care so much
You: that made no sense, you'd be flattered if you DID NOT care so much?
You: see, you're more attractive when you talk dirty
Stranger: yes i MIGHT be flattered if i didn't care so much, meaning i'd be flattered if icared.
Stranger: that god your in math and not languages
Stranger:
You: you would be flattered if you did not care so much... meaning if you didnt care you would be flattered
You: but saying that if you did not care means that you do indeed care
Stranger: *might* being the opperative word.
Stranger: alright. i made a mistake. can you blame me? english isnt my first language.
You: so you're foreign i assume?
You: that moves you slightly up the list
You: foreign chicks seem more adventerous... keeps me on my toes
Stranger: gtg
Stranger: <<insert her email address here... yes I removed it you horny fucks lololololol>>
Stranger: see you around.
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[You_Wish]

up yours

[03RCode]

my pic is somewhere in there. lol

[WTF?]

i want girls nudes

[03RCode]

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You: you like brock lesnars man tits?
Stranger: http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._3086872_n.jpg
Stranger: OF COURSE
You: i demand to know who that slut is
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[WTF?]

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Stranger: heeey=) my name is christiane..i am 17 years old and from germany! what is your name? i am looking for a girl cause i am a lesbian are you interested´?=)
You: i love rabbits
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[mmmmpsi]

Chrysler Financial pays back TARP with TALF
from MarketWatch.com - Top Stories
Chrysler Financial says it has fully repaid its $1.5 billion debt to the U.S. Treasury, using another government program to raise cash by bundling up and selling auto loans.

[WTF?]

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You: i love rabbits
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[mmmmpsi]

Johnson & Johnson earnings: More of the same from this blue chip
from BloggingStocks by James Cullen

Filed under: Earnings reports, Johnson and Johnson (JNJ)
Johnson & Johnson (NYSE: JNJ), the huge producer of pharmaceutical and over-the-counter drugs and consumer healthcare products, reported earnings before the market opened today. Earnings per share for the second quarter of 2009 were $1.15 on $15.2 billion in revenue, compared to the $1.11 average and $1.14 high expected from analysts. The consensus revenue target was $15 billion, so the firm also beat on the top line despite seeing a single-digit percentage drop in revenues from last year.

Similar to consulting firm Accenture (NYSE: ACN), international results were hurt by foreign exchange effects, which offset nearly 4% operational growth overseas. Half of Johnson & Johnson's total revenues for the quarter came from outside the United States. Shares, which are down year-to-date and are underperforming the S&P 500, were up fractionally today in mid-day trading.

[03RCode]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: south FL
You: yourself?
Stranger: 17 m turkey u
You: 29 f FL
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: you very hot girl baby
You: how would you know you little pervert, have you seen me? are you stalking me? are you my step son?
Stranger: noo you and me hot tolk webcam ?
Stranger:
You: no no no, how about this... you learn to speak english, grow a pair of balls and some hair on your chest and get laid on something other than the internet you pathetic little fuck
You have disconnected.

[oneSLOWex]

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: do you like cats>?
Stranger: no, i'm allergic to them
You: i eat their poop from the litter box....it tastes like chocolate
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[WTF?]

lol

[WTF?]

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You: i love bunny rabbits
Stranger: They're awesome.
You: i know they taste so good
Stranger: But I prefer skunks. lol
Stranger: Bunny burgers.
You: skunks do not taste good
Stranger: I know. I prefer them as pets.
You: bunny burgers FTW
You: me too
You: i kick little dogs
Stranger: That's always fun.
Stranger: Mind if I take my shoes off?
You: i know its kinda my hobby
You: go for it salior
Stranger: *Removes shoes. Her feet smell really bad.*
Stranger: It's a fun hobby.
You: yep
You: so what do you think about butt sex
Stranger: I think that when a man and a woman are in love, and they want to do it... in the butt, then.... yeah.
You: im talking about anytime wthere its man on man, girl on girl, man and girl etc.
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: Well then, as long as no one gets injured, then it's cool.
Stranger: *Sniffs the air.* Man, my feet reeeeeeeeek! xD
You: a little bruising on the butt cheeks but its all good
You: i kick infants
Stranger: Those little bastards deserve it
You: i know right
You: slaping babies is my thing too
Stranger: I make them smell my feet.
You: you know what else is good?
Stranger: Bacon and beer?
Stranger: Rolled into one?
You: dog food
Stranger: Like Play-Doh, it's as fun to play with as it is to eat.
You: i prefer crickets
Stranger: As pets or as ammunition for a paintball gun?
You: as pets and food
Stranger: Cool.
You: i know
Stranger: brb
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[WTF?]

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You: butt sex
Stranger: hi
Stranger: it's my first time at here
You: cool
You: i slap babies
Stranger: nice
Stranger: congratulations for you
You: thanks
You: so what do you think about butt sex
Stranger: i hate
You: y?
Stranger: really
Stranger: and u?
You: i love it i think its comforting and relaxing
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: cool
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[WTF?]

wow 8 members and im the only one posting

[DriVaH]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i love bunny rabbits
Stranger: They're awesome.
You: i know they taste so good
Stranger: But I prefer skunks. lol
Stranger: Bunny burgers.
You: skunks do not taste good
Stranger: I know. I prefer them as pets.
You: bunny burgers FTW
You: me too
You: i kick little dogs
Stranger: That's always fun.
Stranger: Mind if I take my shoes off?
You: i know its kinda my hobby
You: go for it salior
Stranger: *Removes shoes. Her feet smell really bad.*
Stranger: It's a fun hobby.
You: yep
You: so what do you think about butt sex
Stranger: I think that when a man and a woman are in love, and they want to do it... in the butt, then.... yeah.
You: im talking about anytime wthere its man on man, girl on girl, man and girl etc.
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: Well then, as long as no one gets injured, then it's cool.
Stranger: *Sniffs the air.* Man, my feet reeeeeeeeek! xD
You: a little bruising on the butt cheeks but its all good
You: i kick infants
Stranger: Those little bastards deserve it
You: i know right
You: slaping babies is my thing too
Stranger: I make them smell my feet.
You: you know what else is good?
Stranger: Bacon and beer?
Stranger: Rolled into one?
You: dog food
Stranger: Like Play-Doh, it's as fun to play with as it is to eat.
You: i prefer crickets
Stranger: As pets or as ammunition for a paintball gun?
You: as pets and food
Stranger: Cool.
You: i know
Stranger: brb
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lol

[oneSLOWex]

i has a headache

[WTF?]

im slowly getting one

[DriVaH]

sorry to hear that man, i hope you feel better.

[NVEOUS]

almost time to go home!

[DriVaH]

almost time to go home!

did you get the car fixed yet man?

[lanning]

what up

[NVEOUS]

You mean the damage??