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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    she loooks at him and gets wet.

    you need some twat experience.

    girls don't get wet in ten seconds... you're gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn
    you need some twat experience.

    girls don't get wet in ten seconds... you're gay.

    you must be half way worn in. every chick I've been with has gone from moist to dripping wet from like 2 minutes of finger play.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    this chick I been waitin on finally dumped her ol man.
    You realize that while you're waiting she's sucking his d!ck.

    Make sure you have a bottle of Listerine handy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    You realize that while you're waiting she's sucking his d!ck.

    Make sure you have a bottle of Listerine handy.

    or face down ass up... don't even have to look at her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    You realize that while you're waiting she's sucking his d!ck.

    Make sure you have a bottle of Listerine handy.

    I always keep the large bottle in the trunk.
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    OH SNap!! was that the corvette...Oh, I was fooled, that was the b-a eclipse. Can we stop with the video now? lol.
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    Im tired and going to bed peace
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cjrp18
    Im tired and going to bed peace

    qft
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    pussssies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    pussssies.
    vagina

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    clitoris
    at your sig.

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    Click Click Boom Boom!
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    Yay over 1000 posts! lol i have been a member since 2003 and i just now got 1000 posts. of course i wasnt really active from 2005-2007

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arsenal75
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeeb
    Yay over 1000 posts! lol i have been a member since 2003 and i just now got 1000 posts. of course i wasnt really active from 2005-2007

    Ok and who cares!?.........lol jus messin with ya!
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    Think I'm gonna go take me a little nap, cause I'm tired!!!!!! I love my days off.... Kick A$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$! That is all.
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    Buh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-Tech
    Ok and who cares!?.........lol jus messin with ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arsenal75
    Topdown for miles make vertical smiles.

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    I'm supposed to be in class right now.

    my alarm didn't got off.
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    whats happenin tonight?
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    Nothing... at all. Im going to bed now.

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    free zaxbys ftw!
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    I had 2 hotdogs for dinner, with some chips...

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    I had a frozen pizza and a bowl of ramen.
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    delete this thread and make some free space. lalalalla pupu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    So let me see what you think of this, funny or just mean?

    So it was our first date, I took her back toward Conyers where I live and she didnt have a clue where we were at. After dinner I went out to the covered bridge which is out in the middle of no where. She asked where we were going and I told her not to ask questions. I acted like I was talking to someone on the phone and said we would be there in 5 minutes, be ready. We got to the bridge and I pulled over, got out and told her to get out of my car. She really got scared at that point, it was dark out after all. Then I told her I was just messing with her.

    I also said karma is a *****, I meet a girl in Gwinnett one day at work. Went to dinner that night, went to the drive-in movie a few days later then she went back to GCSU in Milledgeville. So I went down there that weekend to spend the day with her. I had no clue where we were, no cell phone service either cause its out in the middle of no where. We were going to get something to eat when she turned off real quick. I asked where she was going and she told me to shut up and not worry about it. She pulled the same thing on me pretty much. So yeah, I got my pay back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Runner
    So let me see what you think of this, funny or just mean?

    So it was our first date, I took her back toward Conyers where I live and she didnt have a clue where we were at. After dinner I went out to the covered bridge which is out in the middle of no where. She asked where we were going and I told her not to ask questions. I acted like I was talking to someone on the phone and said we would be there in 5 minutes, be ready. We got to the bridge and I pulled over, got out and told her to get out of my car. She really got scared at that point, it was dark out after all. Then I told her I was just messing with her.

    I also said karma is a *****, I meet a girl in Gwinnett one day at work. Went to dinner that night, went to the drive-in movie a few days later then she went back to GCSU in Milledgeville. So I went down there that weekend to spend the day with her. I had no clue where we were, no cell phone service either cause its out in the middle of no where. We were going to get something to eat when she turned off real quick. I asked where she was going and she told me to shut up and not worry about it. She pulled the same thing on me pretty much. So yeah, I got my pay back.

    your kinda creepy dude.
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    your kinda creepy dude.
    Ha thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    I had a frozen pizza and a bowl of ramen.



    Ramen noodles ftmfw Fuk frozen pizza's, they give me the sh!ts...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Runner
    Ha thanks.

    lulz, exactly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    lulz, exactly.
    She found it funny... the next day haha. I got my pay back a few weeks later from a totaly different girl, funny how that worked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-Tech
    Ramen noodles ftmfw Fuk frozen pizza's, they give me the sh!ts...lol

    you just have a weak stomach, půssy.
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    I had zaxby's then sex. Its been a good night
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    any good places to go park and chill with a chick in Forsyth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    you just have a weak stomach, půssy.

    Shut it mister!
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    y'all are gay.
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