Originally Posted by YSLBTT
R. Kelly: I've been asked to come up here, get you both out of the closet
Man, this is some crazy ****. Why won't you both just come out the closet?
And they said...
Cruise, Travolta: We're not comin' out the closet, so you can just go away.
R. Kelly: But everyone wants you out the closet.
Cruise, Travolta: That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay.
R. Kelly: Now I'm startin' to get angry, so I pull out my gun!
[pulls out the gun and cocks it. Everyone screams and scatters]
I'm gonna give you a count of three to open this closet door.
1. I'm gonna shoot you both.
2. I'm gonna cap some *****.
3. [the door opens and he approaches it with his gun ready to fire. He looks in, then goes into the closet as well.]
Now I'm in the closet. Now I'm in the closet too.