NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

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what do you tell a bitch with two black eyes...

nothing, you already told her twice

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my toilet stunk for 3 days because i just moved into my apartment and i didnt own a plunger.

fuck

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Originally Posted by Humphries

my toilet stunk for 3 days because i just moved into my apartment and i didnt own a plunger.

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thats pretty nasty, but funny at the same time

shit

cock

i went to the store for laundry detergent and a plunger at 5.

came back with a bunch of random shit and no laundry detergent. but i did remember the plunger.

balls

i left my keys in the door when i got back to the store. some lady knocked on the door to tell me they were there 2 hours later.

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Originally Posted by Humphries

i went to the store for laundry detergent and a plunger at 5.

came back with a bunch of random shit and no laundry detergent. but i did remember the plunger.

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thats why we have women