fuckin hell
fuckin hell
its addicting
what a day... fixing to leave and go finish shaving my buddies bay... I'm so tired of working on cars....
Good morning everyone.
Purp- I started polishing my valve cover last night. :D lol even though its only a single slammer. I got bored.
hey purp how much to shabe my engine bay?
What exactly is shaving your engine bay?? Is that where you take all that gunk stuff thats painted over out that seals the joints or something like that??
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Stranger: hey i am searching a cute girl :)
You: you found one
Stranger: yeah?
You: o yeah
Stranger: where r u from?
You: GA u?
Stranger: china
You: awsome i love asian men they have such small penis
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u have a MSN?
You: no :( my parents wont let me have it anymore
You: so how small is your penis
Stranger: how ole r u?
You: 16
You: u?
Stranger: small than you arm
Stranger: 20
You: your old enough to have my baby
Stranger: u have email?
You: no they took that too :(
You: they dont know about this site
Stranger: can you show me your photo?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you r 16 and u like make love?
You: yes i want a baby
Stranger: do u wanne suck my penis?
You: of course
You: only if you have my baby tho
Stranger: No problem
You: awww your so sweet
You: am i weird if i ask if its ok to have my dog join in on our love making?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: dog see us?
You: no like a 3some
You: please...
Stranger: oK
Stranger: come on
You: i found my soul mate
You: so what do you want to name our baby
Stranger: Jack?
You: NO!!!
Stranger: Mike?
You: how bout michale
You: to honor michale jackson
Stranger: Phuck?
You: why?
Stranger: like fuck
You: he was a sweet innocent guy
Stranger: okok
You: see your so sweet thats why your going to have my babies
Stranger: i can`t wait
You: i know i want 9 of them
Stranger: let`s makeing love
Stranger: ok?
You: well first you have to do something for me
You: you might think its kind of weird tho
Stranger: ?
Stranger: nop
Stranger: do what for you>?
You: i want you to get naked, stick your penis between your legs and dance around singing im a pretty little girl
Stranger: oh
You: do you drink alchol?
Stranger: hot
You: i know right
Stranger: yeah
You: what kind?
Stranger: Vodka
You: what kind? i hate vodka
Stranger: why?
Stranger: callde ak47
You: im a beer kind of guy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i like beer too
You: what kind?
Stranger: but today i drunk Vodka
You: i dont like vodka cause everytime i drink vodka i wake up next to some radom guy
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You: i swing both ways
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Originally Posted by WTF?
hahahaha that shit is so fun
i know
ghey
NO!!!!
YES!!!!!
lol
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Stranger: m/f
You: male
Stranger: female
Stranger: age?
You: damn
You: 30
Stranger: why damn?
You: cause im a homo
You: but its ok ill still talk to you
Stranger: i will act likeka g uy
You: no thank you
Stranger: wanna c a pic?
You: ya
Stranger: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QIILXHqbkv...av0f60o2Wc.jpg
Stranger: lol
Stranger: this isnt m,e
Stranger: u mite like it tho
You: how the hell am i supposed to see that
Stranger: copy and paste it to a new page
You: aww your so sweet now send me one of you
Stranger: ok hold on
You: i have thought about being with a girl but i just dont think i can do it
Stranger: http://collegeotr.s3.amazonaws.com/i...b30aa24b3f.jpg
Stranger: this is me
Stranger: im 26
You: your hott whats your name
Stranger: tabitha
Stranger: wats urs?
You: can i stick it in your butt so its kinda like im with a guy just with out all the hair
You: jason
You: any nudes?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: no
Stranger: u?
You: no i lost them on my old computer that when down when my house burned down
Stranger: ok
You: do you not like anal sex?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i guess i do
You: it feels really good
Stranger: ok
Stranger: kool
Stranger: thats sexy
You: i know
Stranger: yea
You: so where you from
Stranger: i dnt rele tell ppl
Stranger: srry
You: fine be that way
Stranger: srry
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: ?
You: Mich.
You: see it isnt that hard
Stranger: ok
Stranger: queens
Stranger: :D
You: do you like animal sex?
Stranger: never tried
You: have you ever had sex with another girl
Stranger: yes
You: cool so your bi
Stranger: yea
You: you should try animal sex its a whole new experience
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: it seems a lil weird
You: it is a first but then after 2 or 3 times you ge used to it
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: ok
You: i miss michale jackson
Stranger: me 2
You: he was the greatest
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i like thrller the best
You: i was jealous tho he got to sleep with all those little boys
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how many times did u have sex
You: every weekend
You: u?
Stranger: every morning
Stranger: well i g2g bye
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WTF?
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