Originally Posted by
jhadleyh
Holy shit We went to the strip club last night and my buddy gets kicked out for taking pics with his phone so he goes down the street and buys a wig and comes right back in. When he gets in he buys me a lap dance and I get in the room and the bitch is all like "pull your dick out I wanna fuck not dance" I pulled it out and this big mother fucker walks in and is like leave or I will throw you out. and they fired the stripper right there on the spot for "Prostitution" or that was there reason. So then I tried to get her to come home with us so I could have a 3some and she was down so we went to a couple more bars and then megans brother got REALLY sick so we had to take him home and take care of his bitch ass. So we gave the stripper a rain check on the 3some. GODDAMN WHAT NIGHT!!!