Originally Posted by You_Wish
Thats for me and Tyler only. Sorry.
Thats for me and Tyler only. Sorry.
Only 20 more to go and maybe I'll be able to do a sig and avatar.
Gahhh I'm bored.
Another post.
Yet another post.
And another.
And 1 more.
Almost their.
Hehe.
Hello.
Holy post whore!
oh yeah, it's almost there not "almost their"
I know right. I was told once I reach 100 post I could have an avatar. Then I'm going to sleep.
Well you're at 100! Make an avatar.
Is still won't let me. I guess I've got to have more rep. I'm at like 40 now.
"I'm hott, asian, and I can powershift."
Double check and post what it is...
It's 42.
"I'm hott, asian, and I can powershift."
Now what is it?! I'm curious to see what I'm worth lol!
Its 71 now. Oh and nice rep picture. hehe.
"I'm hott, asian, and I can powershift."
woohoo +29. You like that? Shaved FTW lol!
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Good morning everyone!!! Speedminded how are you good sir!
morning to you too
AHAHAHA i got moar posts than you do lol I really am a post whore.
shit im lacking bad im trying to catch up to You_Wish but i dont think thats ever going to happen
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wheres every one at
I've been trying to catch up to oneSLOWex but i doubt that will happen.
whats his number at
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
I think like 7K or something im not sure.
Thats just fucked up!!! lol
it made me lirl
In the Garden of Eden,
as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
without any clothes.
In this garden,
were two little leaves,
one covered Adam's,
one covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
the wind came along,
and blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
started to rise.
They found a spot,
that suited them best,
a nice big tree,
where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
and wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
and filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
and now it is time,
for me and you.
So pull down your pants,
and lay in the grass,
because I'm in the mood,
for a piece of that ASS!
I agree. lol.
"I'm hott, asian, and I can powershift."
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im bored
I'm bored also.
"I'm hott, asian, and I can powershift."
OMG a girl! lol
wadup fam?
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
gully side movement.
from slavery to president!
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