NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

beating my meat is how I roll.

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fixed it for ya. lol

I find sleep is helpful, Dreams of having a tranny that isnt too weak for my motor gives me hope in life. :D

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Originally Posted by X-Runner

I also wonder how many guys open the door for there lady anymore? Thats something that impressed said girl from earliers dad when I opened the car door for her on our first date. I also liked how I told her Id be there at 7:20 and she said she would be ready... came walking down the stairs at 7:40 :crazy:

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I always open the doors.

lol. but when you wake up it is depressing realizing the dream disappeared. It's a lot cheaper to fix it in the dream too!

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Originally Posted by Motivation

fixed it for ya. lol

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beating "clowns like you on the b-ball court!"

yeah i do sleep too much nowadays, i didnt wake up until 4 in the afternoon today...

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

I always open the doors.

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x2... one of the reasons I didn't put handles back on my civic and left the shaved... girl has to let me open it for her. :yes:

The secret is to close 1 out of 5 doors in their face when they don't see it coming. You have to keep your woman on her toes men. Trust me it works >_>

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

beating "clowns like you on the b-ball court!"

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probably... I'm white and haven't played in years...

I'm goin to eat cheetos

brb

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Originally Posted by JDM ONLY

yeah i do sleep too much nowadays, i didnt wake up until 4 in the afternoon today...

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well at least ya didn't waste half the day. lol

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Originally Posted by Danzo

The secret is to close 1 out of 5 doors in their face when they don't see it coming. You have to keep your woman on her toes men. Trust me it works >_>

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:headslap: :slap:

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Originally Posted by Motivation

lol. but when you wake up it is depressing realizing the dream disappeared. It's a lot cheaper to fix it in the dream too!

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friday morning wasn't depressing to wake up;)

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Originally Posted by Danzo

The secret is to close 1 out of 5 doors in their face when they don't see it coming. You have to keep your woman on her toes men. Trust me it works >_>

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That's like playing russian roulette.... you try doing that and it's the wrong time of the month... only thing closing is the lid on your casket

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Originally Posted by X-Runner

:headslap: :slap:

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Haha.

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Originally Posted by slovic-fcc

I'm goin to eat cheetos

brb

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That what they call it now?

I was almost getting mad waiting on her leaving me with her parents who I had never met before and they knew she had meet me off myspace... kinda awkward. But when she walked into the kitchen it was worth the 20 minutes of wierdness with her parents haha

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Originally Posted by Motivation

That what they call it now?

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i just say, "brb. in the next few minutes ill be jerkin my gerkin. kthnx"

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Originally Posted by slovic-fcc

I'm goin to MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY AGAIN eat AND cheetos AGAIN

brb

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You just have to read between the lines is all.

In my dream, my tranny fixed itself...fo free, then cams, pistons, cam gears, and lightweight pullleys all installed themselves on my car,hahah