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  1. 03-01-2008, 04:35 PM #1
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    Default i got owned

    ok here is how it goes so over look my spelling,writing etc



    I was in ryan's steak house eating and decided to go to the B-room well i walked in didn't see any stand up stalls went straight to a throne..Now why i ws leaking i was asking myself why the **** do they not have and stand up stalls like most restrooms then i hear a loud ass *FART* then the most nasty ass sound i ever heard and i was like that dude needs help.But low and behold after it i here girls voice go...OH ****!!! i am like wtf u got to be kidding SO i zip my **** up about cutting it off with the zipper but i was to late me we walk out the stall at the same time and she is got damn sexy as hell and my stomach just dropped out my ass and i was 4 eer changed because that was the nasty s **** i ever came across with a fine ass girl envolved.


    SO my fellow bro's women or just bout 10 times nasty as men while in the restroom doing duty and for them fine ass girls that think there **** don't stink ur got damn wrong...
    I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
    I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.
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    Hahahaha that's unfortunate but awesome.
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    thats ****ing hilarious. you have made me smile.
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    You Should have......
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    i too have tinkled in the womens lav. , i lirl soooooooooooo hard , repped
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    Quote Originally Posted by stay_up
    ok here is how it goes so over look my spelling,writing etc



    I was in ryan's steak house eating and decided to go to the B-room well i walked in didn't see any stand up stalls went straight to a throne..Now why i ws leaking i was asking myself why the **** do they not have and stand up stalls like most restrooms then i hear a loud ass *FART* then the most nasty ass sound i ever heard and i was like that dude needs help.But low and behold after it i here girls voice go...OH ****!!! i am like wtf u got to be kidding SO i zip my **** up about cutting it off with the zipper but i was to late me we walk out the stall at the same time and she is got damn sexy as hell and my stomach just dropped out my ass and i was 4 eer changed because that was the nasty s **** i ever came across with a fine ass girl envolved.


    SO my fellow bro's women or just bout 10 times nasty as men while in the restroom doing duty and for them fine ass girls that think there **** don't stink ur got damn wrong...
    BAHAHAH YOU PWNED YOURSELF!!!! HAHAHAHAH How did you get confused between a guys and girls restroom? Was it coed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    BAHAHAH YOU PWNED YOURSELF!!!! HAHAHAHAH How did you get confused between a guys and girls restroom? Was it coed?


    man i have been working 29 day's straight at 12 hr's a day so i was pretty zoned out and not paying attn..but i was so discussed out i wanted to puke the whole way home it ws just nasty as fu**
    I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
    I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.
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    nice story would be better with pictures.
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    nice story would be better with pictures.
    Fawk you that sign sucks
    Resize sig area!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    nice story would be better with pictures.
    at that time son i was thinking about going to the mens room right across the hall and throw up. cause we just looked at each other and was like i had her thinking there for a sec that she was in the wrong..
    I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
    I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stay_up
    at that time son i was thinking about going to the mens room right across the hall and throw up. cause we just looked at each other and was like i had her thinking there for a sec that she was in the wrong..
    lolz
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    nasty yo, just nasty
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    LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    Fawk you that sign sucks
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    ahahahaa, I lol-ed
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    hahha.. damn Vic.. thats gotta be the funniest shiit of the day.. literally
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    Quote Originally Posted by stay_up
    ok here is how it goes so over look my spelling,writing etc



    I was in ryan's steak house eating and decided to go to the B-room well i walked in didn't see any stand up stalls went straight to a throne..Now why i ws leaking i was asking myself why the **** do they not have and stand up stalls like most restrooms then i hear a loud ass *FART* then the most nasty ass sound i ever heard and i was like that dude needs help.But low and behold after it i here girls voice go...OH ****!!! i am like wtf u got to be kidding SO i zip my **** up about cutting it off with the zipper but i was to late me we walk out the stall at the same time and she is got damn sexy as hell and my stomach just dropped out my ass and i was 4 eer changed because that was the nasty s **** i ever came across with a fine ass girl envolved.


    SO my fellow bro's women or just bout 10 times nasty as men while in the restroom doing duty and for them fine ass girls that think there **** don't stink ur got damn wrong...
    Lolol!

    This made me remember a couple of years ago when I was still working at Budweiser and we were at a Kroger in McDonough. I had to go bad and I could have sworn the MEN's sign was on the door. I walked straight in and to the back stall. Not noticing shiit. I was taking care of civil duties when someone walked in and got in the stall next to me. "SHE" was on a cell phone. At first I didn't pick up on it. Then when two more females walked in, I thought to myself....no, no, no, no, no. I had been done and people kept walking in there. I thought I'd never find my escape. Finally, when it was empty, I started out of the stall when the door opened again. As the girl stopped at the doorway, I walked over to the sink where there was (lucky for me) a new thing of hand soap waiting to be put in the dispenser. I picked it up and put it in there and told the lady that I would finish up quickly so she could come in. As I walked to the door, I checked the trash to see if it "needed changing." When I walked out, there were two actual Kroger employees standing outside looking at me. Whew!

    Reps to your story. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Lolol!

    This made me remember a couple of years ago when I was still working at Budweiser and we were at a Kroger in McDonough. I had to go bad and I could have sworn the MEN's sign was on the door. I walked straight in and to the back stall. Not noticing shiit. I was taking care of civil duties when someone walked in and got in the stall next to me. "SHE" was on a cell phone. At first I didn't pick up on it. Then when two more females walked in, I thought to myself....no, no, no, no, no. I had been done and people kept walking in there. I thought I'd never find my escape. Finally, when it was empty, I started out of the stall when the door opened again. As the girl stopped at the doorway, I walked over to the sink where there was (lucky for me) a new thing of hand soap waiting to be put in the dispenser. I picked it up and put it in there and told the lady that I would finish up quickly so she could come in. As I walked to the door, I checked the trash to see if it "needed changing." When I walked out, there were two actual Kroger employees standing outside looking at me. Whew!

    Reps to your story. Later, QD.
    reps for K-roger emp fraud!
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Lolol!

    This made me remember a couple of years ago when I was still working at Budweiser and we were at a Kroger in McDonough. I had to go bad and I could have sworn the MEN's sign was on the door. I walked straight in and to the back stall. Not noticing shiit. I was taking care of civil duties when someone walked in and got in the stall next to me. "SHE" was on a cell phone. At first I didn't pick up on it. Then when two more females walked in, I thought to myself....no, no, no, no, no. I had been done and people kept walking in there. I thought I'd never find my escape. Finally, when it was empty, I started out of the stall when the door opened again. As the girl stopped at the doorway, I walked over to the sink where there was (lucky for me) a new thing of hand soap waiting to be put in the dispenser. I picked it up and put it in there and told the lady that I would finish up quickly so she could come in. As I walked to the door, I checked the trash to see if it "needed changing." When I walked out, there were two actual Kroger employees standing outside looking at me. Whew!

    Reps to your story. Later, QD.





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    quick draw Mc Graw , lol
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    Good job!

    Which ryans was it?
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    lol i don't know whats funnier you getting owned or her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Lolol!

    This made me remember a couple of years ago when I was still working at Budweiser and we were at a Kroger in McDonough. I had to go bad and I could have sworn the MEN's sign was on the door. I walked straight in and to the back stall. Not noticing shiit. I was taking care of civil duties when someone walked in and got in the stall next to me. "SHE" was on a cell phone. At first I didn't pick up on it. Then when two more females walked in, I thought to myself....no, no, no, no, no. I had been done and people kept walking in there. I thought I'd never find my escape. Finally, when it was empty, I started out of the stall when the door opened again. As the girl stopped at the doorway, I walked over to the sink where there was (lucky for me) a new thing of hand soap waiting to be put in the dispenser. I picked it up and put it in there and told the lady that I would finish up quickly so she could come in. As I walked to the door, I checked the trash to see if it "needed changing." When I walked out, there were two actual Kroger employees standing outside looking at me. Whew!

    Reps to your story. Later, QD.


    LOL QD!! that shi* is funny way to play it off cause that shi* is just wrong to get caught in the ladies room...
    I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
    I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GIXXERDK
    Good job!

    Which ryans was it?
    hattiesburg M.S
    I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
    I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.
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    hahahahahahahhaahhahaha Reps. I, too, have done the same thing.


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