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  1. 02-20-2008, 04:32 PM #1
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    Default Turn off of the century.

    Quote Originally Posted by [b
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    If you ask me for anal sex, take a dump first

    Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend let's me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm ****ing the **** (wrong expression I know) out of her ***** and she turns around and says, "You can stick it in my ass if you want" and that made me hornier than I already was, so I pull out of her ***** and start to slip it in her winky when about halfway in I run into an obstruction.

    The first thing that pops into my head is man, that's kinda gross bumping up against a turd with my ****, but then I figured maybe if I just kept banging her I could shove it back in far enough to get the damn thing out of my way.

    Well, that was a bad idea because jamming the turd back in caused the gas behind it to back up and just about the time I went in for what probably would have been the thrust that got the turd out of my way, the gas exploded. It shot my **** and the turd out like a rocket. Now, if getting your **** explosively expelled from your chick's ass and then getting hit in the gut with a flying turd doesn't make your **** soft, you're a better man than I am.


    Got this from another forum and i about hurled.. thought you guys would enjoy it.
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  2. 02-20-2008, 04:34 PM #2
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    REPOST MAN!!! 8911 did that ****.
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    well **** you *******. i dont post here enough so i would'nt know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
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    Lollerp00pies your sig is hilarious! What thread is that from?
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    so let me get this straight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Lollerp00pies your sig is hilarious! What thread is that from?
    Be honest...
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