Stupid Skank ***** Paris Hilton trading in super cars for Yukon Hybrid

[EJ25RUN]

from autoblog

Paris Hilton has turned a new green leaf. Well, not including the partying, the drunken serenading, and the regrettable choice of film roles. But when it comes to vehicles, out have gone the SLRs, Bentleys, and other cars of the super variety, and in is coming a Yukon Hybrid. We know what the Hollywood embrace did for the Prius. Trendsetter that Paris is, this could be the beginning of a long love affair between the hybrid hauler and the screen set. Or not, Paris being as fickle as she is. The Escape Hybrid that she was given last summer didn't last too long, and the Hummer Hybrid she tried to have designed died as nothing more than an idea. We'll see if the Yukon lasts any longer.

[TheGrillMan]

you and damn autoblog

[EJ25RUN]

you and damn autoblog

they should pay me if anything.

And that latest post autoblog had for the miata...... i found it 3 hours before they did.

[Alan®]

oh my ghey

[collins]

hey, at least the cars of that class and caliber are out of the hands of some stupid spoiled stuck up b1tch that doesnt appreciate their potential.

[quickdodge®]

hey, at least the cars of that class and caliber are out of the hands of some stupid spoiled stuck up b1tch that doesnt appreciate their potential.

IDIOT POST ALERT!!! IDIOT POST ALERT!!!!

Later, QD.

[mocha latte cupcake]

ugh she's such a ***** to talk to in person! she's just honestly retard beyond all belief...

[Ran]

SUV = Fail

Paris Hilton = Fail

So, let's do some math:

Fail + Fail = Uber-Fail

Yeah, this will go far.

[Nemesis]

id still hit it

[Ran]

id still hit it

You'll probably want to quad-wrap your junk. No telling what kind of flesh-eating bacteria lurks in that cave.

[Alan®]

You'll probably want to quad-wrap your junk. No telling what kind of flesh-eating bacteria lurks in that cave.

She has one of those STD's where you stick it in and you go KABOOM leaving her going "I really should get that checked out"

[On_Her_Face]

The General - 1
Supercars - 0

[DieselNuts]

who the fuk cares? I dont care who drives what car, its not gonna make me run out and buy one just because some celebrity drives it...

[autumnk5]

maybe on one of her drunk nights out partying, she will decide to drive her yukon around the block, and since she is drunk, she will go fast, and hopefully she'll do the world a favor and flip ?

[On_Her_Face]

maybe on one of her drunk nights out partying, she will decide to drive her yukon around the block, and since she is drunk, she will go fast, and hopefully she'll do the world a favor and flip ?

your just jealous whore.

[Elbow]

maybe on one of her drunk nights out partying, she will decide to drive her yukon around the block, and since she is drunk, she will go fast, and hopefully she'll do the world a favor and flip ?

I don't think a vehicle that says "Yukon" and "Hybrid" on the bodywork can go fast enough to cause damage.

[Doppelgänger]

GM probably gave it to her for promotions...because GM is about to loose their asses.

Sad thing is that pile of sh!t still gets worse MPG then any of the "cars she traded in".


Dumb whore.

I don't get how people are like "oh a hybrid SUV, thats a great choice! It will really make a difference" when that pile of sh!t still gets 15mpg.

[DieselNuts]

Sad thing is that pile of sh!t still gets worse MPG then any of the "cars she traded in".

I dont see how the SLR will get better gas milage...

[autumnk5]

i'm not, but i feel like being a grammar nazi.

you're just a jealous whore.

-or-

you are just a jealous whore.

[man]

i'm not, but i feel like being a grammar nazi.

you're just a jealous whore.

-or-

you are just a jealous whore.

Actually, I think he meant: You're just jealous, whore.

[MongolPup]

Badger has a valid point. Yeah it's a hybrid, but by no means does it get good gas mileage. I'm sure there are lots of non-hybrid SUV's that get better ratings when it comes to the all-mighty MPG. But in that size range I don't know. Either way, she doesn't need that much carrying capacity except when she's picking up her cocaine.

[DieselNuts]

..

Yukon Hybrid 2WD with EPA estimated 21 mpg city/22 mpg highway. Note: Yukon 2WD (Gas) EPA estimated mpg: 14 city /20 highway.

[1000cckiller]

she's a **** trading in car for a **** moblie.