I LOVE LOVE LOVE RB26 OWNERS

[mocha latte cupcake]

especially ones that are OMG amazing BS owners bwhahaha

ok so i have this guy come into nissan and he rings the parts bell.... ~ring~ la la la JM walks to the parts counter looking might JDM and Pimp today i might add... but thats beside the point. anyways, so there is this redneck lookin i could have been a marine but looked a little too inbred to be one... anywho... he was like hey can i get 660cc injectors like the NISMO ones from you. i was like yeah sure of course man we're nissan... NISMO is what we do. so i look in my catalog and i was like HAZZAH! we don't sell that cc.... BUT i can get your either 555cc's or 740's... he looked puzzled i was like um these are kinda large injectors what are you putting them in? *probably another SR driver trying to make power * he was like DUDE WTF? you don't even know what i'm driving those aren't big injectors, i was like whoa whoa whoa ok its all good, my bad what are you putting them in ~by this point i figured all his steriod use was about to go roid rage on the JDM supreme~ he was like cha its going in a RB26DETT and kinda gave a smirk i can only assume that he was thinking he would be slick and throw out a chassis code and a engine code and see my head spin with his infinite knowledge B!TCH I"MA JDM MF NM!!!!!!!!! i was like ok so you've got a GTR engine... *and actually i was kind of unimpressed lol* so.... what do you need the big injectors for? instantly his smirk disappeared and i saw the roids begin to creep up his veiny face and his face went a wierd color... kinda like my little pony pink etc etc... so he was like oh well i'm building it and i'm ready to get going on some of these slow cars over here... i was like ok well whats your supporting mods list? just curious... he was like well i... NOTE: STOCK manifold, internals, FMIC, turbo back and a boost controller.... he has a T88 and he's going to go with a 100mm this spring b/c the T88 lags too much i MEAN HONESTLY WTF BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA........ BUT he made 725pS and 690 @ .6 bar......anyways so i play along with his whole i'm JDM etc etc he was like yeah i know some SR parts will swap over... so i quickly correct him sharing my JDM knowledge of his "elusive crazy RB series engine" and got him his prices and sent him along his way....

WTF is wrong with people today i mean there is point in which its like ok, i can BS a little but i don't wanna get caught up in it... i not only wanted to pull the BS flag out and wave it i wanted to RIP the frickin BS flag/pole assembly and beat him into the ground with it bwhahahahaha god bless the ricers that have money... there was WAYYYY more BS that went along but that was the key point it was way too funny.

Notes for JDM people....

-JM looks very JDM today
-REDNECKs should NOT shoot roids
-Nissans are Gods chosen people
-Nissans were NEVER meant for the weak and BS throwing...
-240's are still a plague but we accept them on occassion
-RB26DETT's are not meant for people to BS on them
-T88's do NOT have more lag than 100mm's
-you're RB did NOT make that much power with those mods unless the hand of God was upon it.... his was not...
-OH YEAH! almost forget... his PS13 was having problems with its ATTESA