Fat girls need love too..

[3.5altman]

i'll just stick to flat stomach's and big booty's

[osnap]

Got any contact info?

of course. do i have any contact info that ill spread to random people on the interwebs? no

[Slow Motion]

im joining this list

1. Nice face
2. Big t!tt!es

Put me on that list too...after some goose.

Got any contact info?

Yeah I need it too...for those late nights with nothin to do but drink.

LMAO...

[3.5altman]

like i always say... we must be talking about straight fat chicks.. I cant mess with them. BUT thick, or a lil and do mean lil chubbyness can get it

[Slow Motion]

...idk

[osnap]

of course. do i have any contact info that ill spread to random people on the interwebs? no

...actually i changed my mind. paypal me $10 and well talk.

[Slow Motion]

Oh yeah...


Q.What kind of jokes should a man not quote?
A.These...vvv

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?

A. They already have boyfriends.



Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog.

A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.



Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.



Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else?

A. Nice ****!

[G35Cam]

[3.5altman]

[EJ25RUN]

hey man.... i drew the line 200 pounds before that!...

[Sammich]

i ride up to this campsite to hang out with my friend...

i get there and don't see or hear anyone.. so i go down to the lake where i hear "little splashes" i holler to see if it's him.... he says "yeah".... i go "you alone man????"... his reply "no"

me: "you bangin???"

him:"not exactly"

me: "LOL!!!!!... i'll come back in a bit man!!!!

him: "ok"


i leave and go hang out with some other friends for a bit... i tell them what's going on, but none of us knew who it was... so i head back out to the campsite.... i see no one around yet again...

me: HEY YOU DONE YET!!!!

him: this is kinda of a bad time man (this time he's in the freaking tent!!! lol)

me: do i know her....

him: Yeah, well she knows you... (he tells me her name...)

me: i'm not sure if i know her dude, guess i'll find out later... (i hear giggles from the tent) told him i'd leave for a bit more...

i get going down the road a pretty good ways away from the lake.... and i see a group of guys walking down the road in their underwear... (i immediately speed up) till i realize it's my boy's younger brother and all his friends....

now as gay as it seemed i stopped cause last i heard they were canoeing on the lake.....

well ask them what's up... they tell me they were swimming and someone stole their canoe from the dock that had all their clothes in it.. i of course freaking lost it.. told them to all get in the back (i wasn't about to let anyone sit next to me..)

i take them back to the camp site.... my friend is still in the tent... we give him hell about it...

they finally come out.... .... ... .... yeah, it was a fat chick... she was suppose to leave before i got back!!! lol she comes out and actually starts hitting on me... which was gross!....

she eventually leaves and he just looks at me....

him: dude that was horrible..... i couldn't get off.... we tried every way possible..... i even raw dogged it...


i was freakin losing it... funniest part about the whole freaking thing was.....


IT WAS HIS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! (i told you it was a long story)

i'd rep your nazi regime ass if i could

[SiRed94]

everybody has, or at some point in their life will fu ck a fat bit ch... its part of the life experience... like going to disney world or something...