MJ wouldn't do a fat chic.
I'm allergic to pistons.
These are some really obese women...
Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'.
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
whoa!! i'm guessing the BANSTICK will be waved early in accordance to this wonderful display of ignorance and stupidity!!!
Anything goes in the whores lounge son.
Including racist jokes.
If you don't like em, don't read em.
And to deke, my comment about stereotyping was kidding. Sorry e-sarcasm is hard to read.
Bah well!
Damn you written sarcasm!
I just like fat assess! u can keep the big girls
Tuned by Lil Ray Ray's
YA RLY!
Damn you written sarcasm!
I think stereotypes are funny for all people regardless of ethnicity.
Every culture has them, and for the most part they are funny.
Lifes too short to be mad at jokes. But racism and ignorance are different.
with out a doubt! chicks gotta have some booty. i guess that's why i married a chick with a fine fat ass! LOL don't like the fat chicks, but gotta have some booty.
all this hostility coming from the same guy who thought USF was going to make it to a BCS bowl game
The University of Florida Gators 2008 Football National CHOMPions.
all this hostility coming from the same guy who thought USF was going to make it to a BCS bowl game
Hey there! *waves*
We're hanging out tonight. Pm me for details if you'd be in...
i wana bang a fat chick...just once..not hugely fat..like 200lbs max
Fat girls just arent my type... well no girl is my type but my brother ****ed a fat ***** and i will never let him live it down.
fag alert^^^
I think I would be a "fag" if I DID like girls. Since it clearly says under my name 'Is not a male'
owned....
Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'.
PWNT STRONG
sorry..care to show evidence of said cooter and bewbz?
you sound like a dumb biitch. SHUT THE FUCCK up
Fat bitches need Jesus Fvcking Chraaaaist to fvck them in the culo (especially the narcissistic Mexican ones)
wow pbs, u gonna let this slide?
I have fucc'd a fattie, and she actually called me tonight for a booty call. Last time I threw up afterwards. Fatties aren't for me. I am 5'9 223lb, and prefer skinny chicks with big butts. I dont care about boobs, im an ass man.
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yeah PBS....that was a rookie mistake on your part.owned....
you look like a dumb biitch, SUCK A FUCCKN PENIS
- 1993 Honda Civic VX
- 2008 Acura TL-S
banged a certain chick, who was roomates with a certain hot97.5 personality at the time....she was big. i was uhh.....lol'ing
what a loser.....now THIS is a person with nothing to do....
"You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
its a girl... flipping out is what they do.what a loser.....
no probably just out of fresh pads
- 1993 Honda Civic VX
- 2008 Acura TL-S
I'm a girl too. She is not flipping out she is talking out of her ass. lol one post and that's her only post....what a lame.
"You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
not even gonna lie... i fukked a girl once who was definitely puhing the "chubby" envelop towards the "fat" side of the equation. In my defense, I was nowhere NEAR sober, she has huge tittays, and she started it. bleh regardless, im ashamed. lol
what's wrong with her??not even gonna lie... i fukked a girl once who was definitely puhing the "chubby" envelop towards the "fat" side of the equation. In my defense, I was nowhere NEAR sober, she has huge tittays, and she started it. bleh regardless, im ashamed. lol
"You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
...shes got the angles.
Liz, I never heard what happened with your dad?
I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary.... that's what gets you"
Shes got a cute face. Theres nothing wrong with the girl ^^
I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary.... that's what gets you"
check your PMs Thanks for checkin up!!!
"You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
I got no problem with big girls......just not too big. They keep you pretty warm at night as well.
I would hit it.
Fukin right
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im joining this listFukin right
1. Nice face
2. Big t!tt!es
*shrugs* she goes to VSU. and yes, the titties were epic win.
Got any contact info?
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