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    Default IMPORT ATLANTA PERSONALS

    RULES ARE SIMPLE: FOLLOW MY LEAD

    NAME: J'son
    NICKNAME: "BABY J"
    AGE: 28
    STATUS: COOLER THAN YOU
    RIDES: various
    SEX: YES PLEASE
    IN YOUR OWN WORDS:

    I'm J'son. I'd like to think that I am fairly well-rounded. I like long walks on the beach, as long as they end up w/ us both naked. Otherwise why in the HEYL are we out here walking and wasting time for? I spent 8 years in the Air Force and am very driven... I'm the most unothodox person you will ever have cheat on you --- my thought-process is very abstract, and I am not everyone's cup of tea. If this is the case w/ you and I, we'll just agree to have sex 10 more times and then go our own separate ways.

    If you have hott friends, I WILL sleep w/ them eventually - not b/c I can't keep my d*ck in my pants... but b/c women are grimy like that, to INCLUDE your "best friends who you say would NEVER do somethig like that". Trust me, they will, and they have. So - in that regard, we might as well all just do it at the same time (orgy) and get it over with.

    Your mom will love me. PERIOD!! No way around that. 5 years from now while you are trying to date some1 else, (and while I am dating your ex best friend) she will constantly ask you "what happened to Baby J? He was SOOO nice." She will fail to tell you though that I hit that too one night when you had to work late.

    All in all though - it'd be an awesome venture. So let's go out sometimes, I'll cheat on ya. Awaiting your action.
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    look at deion sanders new personal ad



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    F*K U - LOL. I'd almost forgotten about that thread. LOL
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    LLMMMFFFAAAAOOO

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    lmao..wish i knew where it was



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    lmao..wish i knew where it was
    look up yo azz bish.
    Resize sig area!

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    *in for the bashing to begin*


    WHO THE FUCK DID IT???



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    LOOK @ THIS F00 TRYIN TO READ BRAILLE on the computers behind him! and what cracka did you kill to get that white T with a collar bwhahahaha

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    LMAO @ wearing polo's, like he even know how to play polo



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    Name: David
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    Seeking: Sluty American Hoes to slob on knob
    Compensation: Something warm and gooey in your stomach
    Time and place: Tonight at your parents house on the couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    *in for the bashing to begin*


    WHO THE FUCK DID IT???
    what would you like on your gravestone?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    what would you like on your gravestone?
    SPBS-SexiPhatBoiSlim

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    Dang baby J I didn't think you'd post up a personals ad on a majority guy site.....I didn't know you went that way but I understand....you will be able to get married one day brotha.

    "You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
    Dang baby J I didn't think you'd post up a personals ad on a majority guy site.....I didn't know you went that way but I understand....you will be able to get married one day brotha.


    Damn sound like n/m poof......


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    J. What is wrong with you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    RULES ARE SIMPLE: FOLLOW MY LEAD

    NAME: J'son
    NICKNAME: "BABY J"
    AGE: 28
    STATUS: COOLER THAN YOU
    RIDES: various
    SEX: YES PLEASE
    IN YOUR OWN WORDS:

    I'm J'son. I'd like to think that I am fairly well-rounded. I like long walks on the beach, as long as they end up w/ us both naked. Otherwise why in the HEYL are we out here walking and wasting time for? I spent 8 years in the Air Force and am very driven... I'm the most unothodox person you will ever have cheat on you --- my thought-process is very abstract, and I am not everyone's cup of tea. If this is the case w/ you and I, we'll just agree to have sex 10 more times and then go our own separate ways.

    If you have hott friends, I WILL sleep w/ them eventually - not b/c I can't keep my d*ck in my pants... but b/c women are grimy like that, to INCLUDE your "best friends who you say would NEVER do somethig like that". Trust me, they will, and they have. So - in that regard, we might as well all just do it at the same time (orgy) and get it over with.

    Your mom will love me. PERIOD!! No way around that. 5 years from now while you are trying to date some1 else, (and while I am dating your ex best friend) she will constantly ask you "what happened to Baby J? He was SOOO nice." She will fail to tell you though that I hit that too one night when you had to work late.

    All in all though - it'd be an awesome venture. So let's go out sometimes, I'll cheat on ya. Awaiting your action.


    {country voice} Looking for love in all the wrong places. Looking for love...

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    PWNT BY LIZBIZ!!!! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABYJ
    All in all though - it'd be an awesome venture. So let's go out sometimes, I'll cheat on ya. Awaiting your action.
    SIG WORTHY.

    the DEION thread? can't believe i missed that! though the p-shop skillz were that of a retarded/ emo kid on speed.



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    bahhaha//// funny shizt Jman ... does look like a monkey though
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    WHO THE FUCK DID IT???

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    ^ I request ban. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    RULES ARE SIMPLE: FOLLOW MY LEAD

    NAME: J'son
    NICKNAME: "BABY J"
    AGE: 28
    STATUS: COOLER THAN YOU
    RIDES: various
    SEX: YES PLEASE
    IN YOUR OWN WORDS:

    I'm J'son. I'd like to think that I am fairly well-rounded. I like long walks on the beach, as long as they end up w/ us both naked. Otherwise why in the HEYL are we out here walking and wasting time for? I spent 8 years in the Air Force and am very driven... I'm the most unothodox person you will ever have cheat on you --- my thought-process is very abstract, and I am not everyone's cup of tea. If this is the case w/ you and I, we'll just agree to have sex 10 more times and then go our own separate ways.

    If you have hott friends, I WILL sleep w/ them eventually - not b/c I can't keep my d*ck in my pants... but b/c women are grimy like that, to INCLUDE your "best friends who you say would NEVER do somethig like that". Trust me, they will, and they have. So - in that regard, we might as well all just do it at the same time (orgy) and get it over with.

    Your mom will love me. PERIOD!! No way around that. 5 years from now while you are trying to date some1 else, (and while I am dating your ex best friend) she will constantly ask you "what happened to Baby J? He was SOOO nice." She will fail to tell you though that I hit that too one night when you had to work late.

    All in all though - it'd be an awesome venture. So let's go out sometimes, I'll cheat on ya. Awaiting your action.
    FOR A SEC, I THOUGHT U WERE THAT BLACK DUDE THAT BE DRIFTING WITH HIS CIVIC AT BP.

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    I am.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    This thread didn't live long at all lol.
    Json be wildin
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    I seriously LOL'd funny shit man

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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    This thread didn't live long at all lol.
    Json be wildin
    Why would you dig up this OLD and obviously DEAD ass thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    Why would you dig up this OLD and obviously DEAD ass thread?
    Um sir/ma'am whatever you are, I didn't dig this thread up. Json posted a link in my Online Dating thread. I posted in it and hence, it is here.
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizbiz101 View Post
    Dang baby J I didn't think you'd post up a personals ad on a majority guy site.....I didn't know you went that way but I understand....you will be able to get married one day brotha.

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