Diabeetus
"My name's Wilford Brimley, and I has diabeetus. I use Liberty to check my blood sugar and check it often. Just one small shot of insulin every day *holds up a needle the size of his body* keeps my diabeetus in check. Which means I can eat anything I want. Nutty Bars, Zebra Cakes, or my personal favorite, a cornish game hen, dipped in white chocolate and covered in Skittles.
You know, before I got diabetes, I used to wrestle grizzly bears and rape wild alligators, now i cant even beat my wife. Yeah, a d@mn shame cuz she needs a good beating. Smartass,fat and ugly. She use to look good 20 years ago but not anymore. Her titties start sagging and her @ss starts to get out of control. You just can't win when you get old because you got the 'beetus."
Fear the 'beetus.
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Originally Posted by d-ninja
