How To Clean Your Toilet If You Have A Cat

[Brett]

Instructions for cleaning a toilet :


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and
rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean

[quickdodge®]

AND


HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, BRETT!!!



Lolol. Later, QD.

[Sammich]

AND


HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, BRETT!!!



Lolol. Later, QD.

[Rican219]

ok.....

[Echonova]

Waits for the JJ joke about drying the cat....

[redrumracer]

Waits for the JJ joke about drying the cat....

or for a quicker drying time as well as a chinese dinner throw the cat in the dryer

[DieselNuts]

that made me lirl.

[1000cckiller]

lmao

[Sammich]

how to clean your dryer after your mom screams bloody murder

[On_Her_Face]

caturday?

[aaronfelipe]

[Jaimecbr900]

That's pretty good. I knew where it was going as soon as the "shampoo" word was inserted.

[Echonova]

[aaronfelipe]

[Sammich]

doubt it

[On_Her_Face]

yay caturday

[aaronfelipe]

[Sammich]

it aint even friday but..

[Echonova]

it aint even friday but..

[Sammich]

lol baby says lol

[The Ninja]

Is that a baby pic of yourself #2?

[Psycho]

Instructions for cleaning a toilet :


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and
rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean

This has to be the single greatest idea of all time.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

in light of things: