dont piss off a strippaarrrrr

[ahmonrah]

Explosive condom woman guilty

An ex-strip club worker has been sentenced after she admitted sending condoms filled with explosives in the mail.

49-year-old Kimberly Lynn Dasilva pleaded guilty to the charges of sending threatening letters and flammable material through the post.

The ‘flammable materials’ included condoms filled with a mixture of petrol and the Drâno drain cleaner – a combination that can cause an explosion.

Fortunately, none of the condoms actually did explode. Dasilva maintained that she didn’t ever expect or intend the condoms to blow up.

Her targets included strip clubs where she had previously worked, as well as a television station and a radio station. She claimed that she was fed up with being mistreated by men.

Dasilva was sentenced to five years of supervised release for the exploding condoms, including the condition that she stay away from alcohol during that time.

[Dracc]

you can tell she "worked her way" through college to come up with that

[lilmanx01]

i got the best condoms out there haha holla at me if you need em!! lols thinnest and strongest **** that trojan durex bull****

[Schugg]

i got the best condoms out there haha holla at me if you need em!! lols thinnest and strongest **** that trojan durex bull****

she was using actual condoms, not mess prevention condoms, nobody wants your paper towels.