nope. when you put chains on tires they don't start singing.
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nope. when you put chains on tires they don't start singing.
lmao
^^^you have no question
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
because you drive into you're drive way, and downtown the only places to park were the parkway....
why doesn't mustang sally here ever post pix of give a sh*t?
because she's probably an ugly muthab*tch.
whatever happened to peewee herman after he got busted for jackin' it in public?
because ingrates like you aren't worthy of all this
why is it that guys that claim they are pimps are normally the ones with no Pu$$y???
They both go to random houses f*ckin up mens lives and then leave?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mach1DrmGrl
What does a cow and your mom have in common?
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Originally Posted by BABY J
They both skulled f*cked you
Why do yo
u advertise the size of your d1ck in your name?
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LIRL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
pwnd
No. They're both fat.... except for the cow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mach1DrmGrl
Why do you advertise how fast you suck guys d*ck that you just met in your name?
because that is the new thing for 08, i just been ahead of the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by BABY J
Why are there still new girls joining this forum that have **** for brains?
Cause ummm they ah?Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
Why is this new mach1drmgrl so ugly? WAIT!! I KNOW! Maybe thats why she hates her mom too, cause her mom was the smart one and tried to get rid of her with a coat hanger 3 months before her birth. Thus jacking her face up, it all makes sense NOW!
ur answer sucked. I figured it was cuz it's easier to find d*ck here than in real life....Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniac©
as far as mach1chick... dont know her. are there pics?
Why cant Mexicans follow the rules!!!???:taun:
The thing is, since IA girls look worse than an ugly fish. And if you haven't seen how one looks, look it up on google. So therefore they wouldn't be able to get any. Make sense? They could come in here looking for some cawk but would only fail, fail almost as bad as when they tried to sign up for a beauty contest only to be kicked out 100 ft before the sign up sheet.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
As for the pictures, I've seen some......... and umm..... NO!
Lol I wouldn't know. I ask myself that same question everyday. There is a no jump the border rule, but them dumb ****ers keep doing it.... i hate it!
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no. damn camera keeps breaking apparently.
well damn.... does she have an ass? if so from the back it's all good :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by KDM guy
why is whoreslounge so damn slow?
i dunno i'm bored as sh*t.
which is worse: a pt cruiser or a vw beetle?
Maniac obviously has issues being a judge of the opposite gender because he is such a closet case homo-sexual; I mean, look at him! 4 ft 2 in, 78lbs, with wet hair!!!!! As soon as it dries, he spikes it to look 5'7. The only thing I see him write about on IA is c0ck, f@ggots, and how every chick is ugly. Maybe what would make him happy is for him to sit on those two middle fingers he shows off in his picture. Hopefully after some self-anal stimulation, he can come back to IA and play nice like his fellow messicans and follow the rules. Until then....Maniac should shut his ball washer, keep to himself, or just slit his wrists; as we all know, he is a 19 yr old emo b1tch.
that is a trick question... is the beetle turboed? then it would be the sh*t.
u know what... f*ck it... beetle cuz I think PT's look like weird shaped d*cks....
what is better.... fat girl that is cute but sucks in bed...or ugly fat girl that slurps the c*ck like no other?
I'm sorry, Maniac, if you feel I have textually molested you, but as far as IA can see, this is as close as you have ever been to P*ssyQuote:
Originally Posted by Mach1DrmGrl
lol... I think I like u...Quote:
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so ummm... not that it matters or anything. but uhhh... Do u have a fat ass? i have e-crushes on big booty b*tches....
Lolol. Sorry, been there done that. You can't say anything I haven't heard before. You're not a newbie like you say you are.
Funny because if that was really you in the pictures im sorry. Sorry cause you will never have the privilege of getting to have any real form of conversation with me... Funny cause you think you actually think you have what it takes to out smart me. I personally think its cute, you should join the club of anit-maniac fans.
Answer from "B": this is obviously another trick question...maniac's mom is both fat, hideous, and can slurp a c0ck like no other, but the only reason I let her do it is because I know Maniac gets jealous.Quote:
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Question: Under or Over? The age Maniac's balls drop and he finally becomes a man-35
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love is only a light switch away :goodjob:
oh, and if you think the PT looks like a d*ck, try flipping a jaguar e-type upside down :D
http://www.seriouswheels.com/images/...Type_Coupe.jpg
LMAO @ B trying so hard.
Sure there is ..."oh yes Maniac...Maniac I'm about to cum! Your d1ck is so big! I love the way you f*ck me! Oh god...I'm going to come again! You are my best ever!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniac©
There...bet you never heard that before...BIOTCH!!!
From "B": Maniac, quit playing like your someone important. I don't have to try, I'm white and accepted by the general population.Quote:
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ehhh.. but you're a 49ers fan :doh:
[QUOTE=Maniac]its better not to open your mouth and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt[quote]
Maniac...why do you even have this quote in your sig? Everytime you open your mouth in real life, someone stuffs a d1ck down your throat. Now tell us...how foolish does that make you look?
*grabs popcorn*
sweet jesus.... I'd hit it....Quote:
Originally Posted by KDM guy
no no... pts= weird shaped weiner.... weird...
which is worse... a girlfriend with bad breath or a girlfriend with no teeth?
So with that I will say strike 2, you didnt make me laugh yet.. Try something that you haven't already said, "B". Hurry up though, im about to head to store to do some X-mas shopping. Wish I could get your golem a better looking face, but sadly its not hallowen.
From "B": good game yesterday...thanks for taking Alex Smith off our hands:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by KDM guy
From "B": *News Flash* - you're the one who looks like a court jester. Its almost 2008 and your still living in the 80's like you had been born alreadyQuote:
Originally Posted by Maniac©
alex smith...
wtf are you talking about?
Considering that the average white girl suffers from a common disease known as "NOASSATALL", I'd say I have a nice assQuote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
From "B": Tony Romo plying like Alex SmithQuote:
Originally Posted by KDM guy
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pff... jessica simpson was sitting in the stands. he had pu*sy on the brain. he needs to wait till this season's over for that sh*t.