* yawn *
* scratches balls *
* walks in kitchen* - "OH SNAP, pizza from Sat still on counter!!!"
* takes a bite of pizza - frowns b/c it's gross *
* scratches balls while lookin' in fridge *
* drinks kool-aid outta the jug *
* starts coffee maker *
* scratches ass *
* smells hand *
* logs in *

"Good murnin f*ckers."