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  1. 12-14-2007, 11:11 AM #1
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    Default The Cop and the Little Girl...

    A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street. While waiting a little girl on a new shiny bike stops beside him.

    "Nice Bike" the cop says... "did santa bring it to you"

    "YES SIR" the little girl replys....

    The cop then looks the bike over again, and hands the little girl a 5$ ticket for a safety violation... "Next year tell Santa to place a reflector on it..."

    The young girl looks up at him and says... "Nice Horse you got there... Did Santa bring it to you"

    The officer laughs and says.... "Yeah he sure did"

    The little girl then says.... "Next year tell Santa the D-I-C-K goes under the horse... Not on top"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street. While waiting a little girl on a new shiny bike stops beside him.

    "Nice Bike" the cop says... "did santa bring it to you"

    "YES SIR" the little girl replys....

    The cop then looks the bike over again, and hands the little girl a 5$ ticket for a safety violation... "Next year tell Santa to place a reflector on it..."

    The young girl looks up at him and says... "Nice Horse you got there... Did Santa bring it to you"

    The officer laughs and says.... "Yeah he sure did"

    The little girl then says.... "Next year tell Santa the D-I-C-K goes under the horse... Not on top"
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    man this thread is some




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    pbs... you loved it... don't lie... we all know how much you love the horse cawk....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street. While waiting a little girl on a new shiny bike stops beside him.

    "Nice Bike" the cop says... "did santa bring it to you"

    "YES SIR" the little girl replys....

    The cop then looks the bike over again, and hands the little girl a 5$ ticket for a safety violation... "Next year tell Santa to place a reflector on it..."

    The young girl looks up at him and says... "Nice Horse you got there... Did Santa bring it to you"

    The officer laughs and says.... "Yeah he sure did"

    The little girl then says.... "Next year tell Santa the D-I-C-K goes under the horse... Not on top"
    Funny but old...

    Who sent you that email?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    Funny but old...

    Who sent you that email?
    did you really just ask me that question????
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    Yeah...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim


    man this thread is some

    Last edited by WHAT_LAG; 12-14-2007 at 11:22 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
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    re, um.., reee... um.. REPOST!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim


    man this thread is some

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    just like your sex life
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    just like your sex life
    no sir.... not at all :boobies: :idb: :boobies:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    no sir.... not at all :boobies: :idb: :boobies:
    you have a broken leg, you cant fawk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    man dont **** work anymore
    NAW U GOTA EDIT EVERYTHING lololol

    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    you have a broken leg, you cant fawk.
    We adjusted when we had to.

    He's good to go now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    you have a broken leg, you cant fawk.
    ALL I HAD TO DO WAS PUT HER ON HER BACK



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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    you have a broken leg, you cant fawk.

    i took that freakin boot off awhile back... even with it on... i could still do some pounding...


    and it was a foot problem.. not my leg!
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