Originally Posted by sir2hb
OK he passed out in the driveway rolling around in the mud the bushes and his own piss. So we tried to hose him off while we were hosing off the neighbor was watching and laughing, so he started playing with his little goober in front of everybody. So then he decides as Dale says he wants to a somersult back flip and mctwist into the bushes. We say fuck it and Dale and Zack carry him into the house, then we stick him into the bathtub, clean him off a little, while he is spitting on me the floor and everything else, and then he starts mummbling how he wants to poke Dale's wife, although he didn't put it so nicely, tries to slip Dale the tougue,then he starts complaining that he has to piss, but he won't piss in the tub, so we said fuck it and left him alone, we hear a large THUD and we realize that he has so gracefully made it from the tub to the floor in front of the toliet with his willy hangin out pissin striaght up into the air. We just thought it was funny and took a the pic. So then we spend another 30 min getting him into the tub, then he finally passed out in the tub,
We come bac 4 hrs later he is in the floor naked covered up with a blanket, and it looked like he was having a "really good" dream seeing how that he was humping the floor
AND THAT WAS ALL BEFORE DARK
