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    Default 1957 VS 2007

    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
    2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
    1957 - Ants die.
    2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
    1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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    LOL

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    repost

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    Those are pretty good LOL.

    IMO a huge problem with today's society is that nobody takes the blame for their own actions (i.e. I'm not a bad parent, my kid is ADD/ADHD), and everybody is waaaaaaay too sensitive and overly PC nowadays.
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    i dont find it funny it is rather scary how ****ed up our country has become.
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    Every single word of that is true is the sad part.
    My own situation.
    Benson (me) is in a independent film as an extra. The extras are in tactile gear and have air soft guns. A soccer mom gets in her car and drives away.
    1957: Soccer mom stops and asks if her son could also be an extra.
    2007: Swat Van, 4 Squad Cars, and a SWAT helicopter Raid the park. Benson is in handcuffs for 6 hours and banned from park for life. Benson now how record of trespassing and terroristic actions.

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    Repost, but at least it's a good one. Reps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitanicle99
    Every single word of that is true is the sad part.
    My own situation.
    Benson (me) is in a independent film as an extra. The extras are in tactile gear and have air soft guns. A soccer mom gets in her car and drives away.
    1957: Soccer mom stops and asks if her son could also be an extra.
    2007: Swat Van, 4 Squad Cars, and a SWAT helicopter Raid the park. Benson is in handcuffs for 6 hours and banned from park for life. Benson now how record of trespassing and terroristic actions.

    I hate people somedays.
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    1957- cold war in full swing, numerous civil rights disparities....

    $hit may not be great now, but I would definately say it's better. don't complain.
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    Very true everyone nowadays are paranoid pos.

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    please.... what would you do without ipod, cell phone, awesome honda, or god forbid, the INTERNET?
    as technology advances so does the threat. times change but that's a good thing.

    ppl are kind of sensitive these days, but i believe that goes with globalization, being that all cultures are exposed to each other in ways never before. It forces us to have to deal with each other and not offend each other.
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