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  1. 11-30-2007, 03:18 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by SE-Rious1
    telling the g/f she has to take a shower before we fuk always leaves me hangin in the wind
    dude nobody wants to go down on a stinky poon or a bang a chick doggy and have to smell wafts of anal smells


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    dude nobody wants to go down on a stinky poon or a bang a chick doggy and have to smell wafts of anal smells
    yeah i know and she is all like "Why we are just gona get dirty again" lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SE-Rious1
    telling the g/f she has to take a shower before we fuk always leaves me hangin in the wind

    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    dude nobody wants to go down on a stinky poon or a bang a chick doggy and have to smell wafts of anal smells
    what kind of girls are you guys messing.. giiiat dayum??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    what kind of girls are you guys messing.. giiiat dayum??
    Hell she works all day i dont wana touch that thang till its clean
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    dude nobody wants to go down on a stinky poon or a bang a chick doggy and have to smell wafts of anal smells
    troof...she already knew the first time she went to take that shower



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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    dude nobody wants to go down on a stinky poon or a bang a chick doggy and have to smell wafts of anal smells
    bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! lirl!!! point!!! >STORMHAMMER!

    Once when meeting with "agent skully", the agent wanted to give AHMONRAH a frickin reverse Bjizzle, and since i'd never recieved one was like "umm, ok..." she commences to serve me up and suddenly i'm smiling to myself like "gawd this is funny, this chick is giving me a reverse bj while lookin at my azz!! lirl!"
    so, me bein known to say some of the oddest shat in the worst situations i look back at her with a smirk and say " enjoying the view!?"

    she stops, mid suction with me bawlz on her nose, and says "you know what? fvck you! why you try to ruin shat!?"

    didnt stop the poundage but she pouted for a minute til i put her up on the counter and played with clyttee til she relaxed.

    later on she was the same chick that i found her dildos and slipped one under a pillow and did a stealth DP while doggy.

    lmfao! i'm weird! but it's amusing!


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