things you have said during sex to ruin it

[Dracc]

aha nicee one time i was banging this chick and we get done n she jumps up on her bed and decides to like effin leap off like a dayum tard and hit her head on the fan that was on full speed..ne ways she goes flying across the room and i sit up cause i hear a thud im like wtf.. shes like passed out on the floor and had a deep cut on her head

i didnt really saaying ne thing to ruin that moment but one time i told this chick her tits were nicer than my ex and she got pissed of i was like damn im trying to compliment you

never bring up an ex.. under and circumstances .. NEVER

[SE-Rious1]

one thing i did that ruin sex was

my ex bf was giving me some head and i farted by accident. it was the little soft one that doesnt have any smell to it. it was just a lil **puff** LOL he stopped and i looked down and asked him whats wrong. he had this blank look on his face like he saw a ghost.
LOL

he told me "you farted in my face.." while he said that he sat back up against the wall with this sad look on his face like "i cant believe she just did that issh" look.

i couldnt help but to laugh and tell him "im sorry. i didnt feel i it comming at all. If i had know i would have stopped you."

I kept laughing cause i thought it was funny as i dunno what. he waited a week or so before he went down on me again. and i missed dout on the sex that night as well.

About 3 times after that event he reminded me to not let one out on him.

eww if a chick ever did that to me id shyt in her face lol
thats one thing i cant stand most of all is when a chick farts during sex but while im giving oral HELL NO!!

[JuStCrUzIn]

I tried a donkey punch, it didnt go so good.. she didnt wake up so I left

(got tiered of reading so i gave up after that one)


f*ucking great. I had a girl that i use to work with come to my apt. one time she was sexy as hell and i wanted to :idb: her the first time i saw her. turned out that the sex was so i stopped alittle while into it and said " i cant do this im thinking of my girlfriend" she started to get upset but then she said "just let me suck your d*ck" so i shot one in her mouth made her leave and never talked to he again.

[ahmonrah]

dude nobody wants to go down on a stinky poon or a bang a chick doggy and have to smell wafts of anal smells

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! lirl!!! point!!! >STORMHAMMER!

Once when meeting with "agent skully", the agent wanted to give AHMONRAH a frickin reverse Bjizzle, and since i'd never recieved one was like "umm, ok..." she commences to serve me up and suddenly i'm smiling to myself like "gawd this is funny, this chick is giving me a reverse bj while lookin at my azz!! lirl!"
so, me bein known to say some of the oddest shat in the worst situations i look back at her with a smirk and say " enjoying the view!?"

she stops, mid suction with me bawlz on her nose, and says "you know what? fvck you! why you try to ruin shat!?"

didnt stop the poundage but she pouted for a minute til i put her up on the counter and played with clyttee til she relaxed.

later on she was the same chick that i found her dildos and slipped one under a pillow and did a stealth DP while doggy.

lmfao! i'm weird! but it's amusing!