Dirty Secrets Thread..

[ZeD]

This is a little twisted. I have a brother that is three years older than me, but we weren't raised together. See, him and I have the same mother, but different fathers...and both our fathers raised us. So basically, we never really knew each other, just that somewhere on the face of the earth we existed.

Well, about 4 years ago I was into the whole chatroom scene, and I started talking to this one cat. He had a hot profile pic, and though I was hot as well. So, we get to talking, become like totally attracted to each other, and decide we want to meet up. So, when he gets to my house, its instant grindage. Kissing, licking, sucking, you get the picture.

So, when we're finished we just like chill on the couch for a minute, watching some tv. Somehow we end up this conversation about our parents and how we were raised. Total eyebrow raiser when all of a sudden we realize we are brother and sister! I know, its like......Damn, I just ****ed my brother!!!

So, completely mortified and disgusted we decide he should leave, never talk to each other again, and never speak of this....yeah, that worked out for about a week.

Till we hooked up again!!! I know......sickness!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[HalfBaked]

Since when are there so many girls on IA?

[ZeD]

Since when are there so many girls on IA?

[xlilvi3tx]

LMAFO reps to u for a badass thread. this really is thread of the year if this sh!t keeps coming in

[SicStang03]

This is the thread of the year... GENIUS!!!!! reps when I can

[Frög]

quoting other posts should be kept to a minimum in this thread.. only quotes from you email, so it doesnt get confusing..

anyway, this is probably the best thread on IA.. of all time.. +s coming your way ZeD..


*subscribed*

EDIT: You must spread your legs before giving it to ZeD again.

[dc2teg2006]

yea.. not sure if i believe the guy with the speaker scamming!

this is true, that happen to my cuz!! lol dumbass

[SicStang03]

BUMP!!!

[lilmanx01]

lmao yea, someones getting royally pwned.. and the best part is, IM THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS WHO! HAHA

WOW DUDE I MEAN WOW!! LOL im ****ing loving it.

shes haha and i love it. IM A VIRGIN FOR LIFE TOO YO

[ZeD]

I have shat myself at least three times that i can remember. First two
times were just minor incidents of sharting. You know, when you think you
can safely let one loose but the ups man shows up in your drawers(what can
brown do for you?).

But there was one occasion where it was very very bad. I had just started
going out with this girl and we went to olive garden for a late dinner. We
went back to my house and after a little while i drove her home. Now,
about half way to her house i got the sensation that i needed to pinch a
loaf. If i was smart i would have dropped the deadly deuce once i got to
her house but we had just met a week or so ago and i didnt exactly want to
give birth to the anti-christ in her bathroom. so i said goodnight and
headed home.

I still had the urge to **** but i decided i could hold it instead of
going in one of those dirty gas stations. You know, the ones where you
walk in and you think, "good god how could someones aim be this bad." man
oh man was i wrong. About 15 minutes from my house i realized i was
totally screwed. that olive garden chicken parmesan had gone through my
bowels like sherman through atlanta. Even worse i ran into a traffic jam,
so i took some back roads hauling major ass doing like 60.

This put me in an even worse position because i got stuck behind some old
bag doing like 25mph. i drove by a toppled port-a-potty and contemplated
standing it up and ****ting in there but i knew i would lose it by the
time i got half way to the plop john. Plus my car was a 5spd so every time
i pushed the clutch in the liquid mass of turds crept closer and closer to
my sphincter. At long last the lady turned and i floored it home. As soon
i hit my driveway i launched out of the car, leaving it still running.
unfortuneately my launch was fueled by, you geussed it, ****. i lost all
control and by the time i hit the front door i was totally finished with
my business. good thing it was dark though, i ended up taking a shower
with the hose.

LOLOLOLOLL

[AnthonyF]

LOLOLOLOLL

[Z32redondo]

lol

[lilmanx01]

i dont wana hear that sh*t ew i just had lunch too... nasty yo

[KPowerEP3]

ahhhhahahahahahahahahahaa...


hahahahahhahaha....


good God, that's classic.

[ZeD]

more secrets people! send away!

[Dr.Greenthum]

Damn this is some good shat!!!!!

[pontiacsftw]

this is the first thread i check every day, we NEED new stories...

[willum14pb]

^^ the op has been banned, i dont think there will be any updates..

[AnthonyF]

^^unless he uses another name.....lololol

[fucksohc]

this thread got huge...

and either their are a lot of BSers on here...

or... their are some crazy ppl... lol

[s13slider®]

zed isnt banned , his title has always said that .

[willum14pb]

zed isnt banned , his title has always said that .

yes, but he's actually banned now.

[AnthonyF]

^^ ikno dum dum. i'm a super mod now. lol

[AnthonyF]

zed isnt banned , his title has always said that .

he's banned jackass.

[s13slider®]

well goddamn , what the hell did he get banned for ?

[§treet_§peed]

well last winter i ****ed this 15 year old and i recieved head from her sister who was the same age


also i have thought about ****ing my cousin she is adopted and only by marriage and she is like maybe my 5th or 6th. I have seen her naked and watched her do stuff with other girls

[lilmanx01]

wait so he really got banned? crazy...lol

[§treet_§peed]

he just has been banned dumb ****s. yes it has said that for a while but now he realy i banned lol

[hondachik]

so...who takes over this great idea of a thread now?

[AnthonyF]

REPS if i could SS. but i cannot


i dunno...Will kinda can if he wants to. it really was a great idea.

[§treet_§peed]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TRYMY4.0 again.

[§treet_§peed]

i don't know why i said hospital in that **** i think it was cause we were talking about hospitals up here at the shop whenever i was typing it

[AnthonyF]

^^lol. i do that all the time.

[hondachik]

looks like I joined IA at a great time.

1. no more picking on newbs unless in certain forums
2. no more alter-ego's (people being banned left & right)
3. I get online & the forums are different colored and looking like someone got too exited w/ paintshop


wow...whats next?

[§treet_§peed]

[AnthonyF]

looks like I joined IA at a great time.

1. no more picking on newbs unless in certain forums
2. no more alter-ego's (people being banned left & right)
3. I get online & the forums are different colored and looking like someone got too exited w/ paintshop


wow...whats next?

they gave me super mod powers 3 days ago. lol. and me and you are going to have sex. lol j/k

[chinitoxamor]

One night i had a date, you know how it goes, take the girl out to eat and chill with her, obviously i was like a good 15 minutes late on picking her up and i think that was one of the bad part but the worst was the ending, so yeah we're done chilling and she had to get home before morning starts. so here we are in the car down the street from her house and she said"no dont pull up to the house, lets go talk" so she tells me to pullover to this dark end parking lot and turned off the car, and she asked me for a massage and the massage thing ended up being a makeout session in da front seat and turns out she said its only a one time thing so i said im fine with it and i aint got no condom so she said its okay, and im kissing and sucking on her neck and shes just moaning and taking off her top and so we decided to hop in the backseat hahaha best part for her i guess.. so we still making out and im sucking on her nipples.. OMG f*cking nice ass asian nipples especially when you got an asian girl whos a C-CUP.. so yeh continue so on and so on and i take off her jeans and boyshorts and just rubbing her p*ssy and she tells me to put a finger in.. and i did without regretting lol, and i took it out and she looked at me like why i'd took my finger out and i just put my finger in her mouth and then she asked for 2 fingers and then a 3rd and shes just laying there in my backseat moaning and wet, like my backseat was sweating and fogged up windows and i take off my shirt and i get down and i start eating her p*ssy out like damnnn i aint ate in a long time or something .. moaning and screaming and just coming then 15 minutes later i seat up and i pull her over me and im about to get it going and she asked me what time and we stopped.. she was feeling all guilty and i was like whats wrong? so i guess thats the messed up part..i PLEASED her and i go home UNPLEASED and horny .. man f*ckin sh*t.. well thats my story lol

[hondachik]

they gave me super mod powers 3 days ago. lol. and me and you are going to have sex. lol j/k

I gave up having sex a few days ago...=)

[hondachik]

One night i had a date, you know how it goes, take the girl out to eat and chill with her, obviously i was like a good 15 minutes late on picking her up and i think that was one of the bad part but the worst was the ending, so yeah we're done chilling and she had to get home before morning starts. so here we are in the car down the street from her house and she said"no dont pull up to the house, lets go talk" so she tells me to pullover to this dark end parking lot and turned off the car, and she asked me for a massage and the massage thing ended up being a makeout session in da front seat and turns out she said its only a one time thing so i said im fine with it and i aint got no condom so she said its okay, and im kissing and sucking on her neck and shes just moaning and taking off her top and so we decided to hop in the backseat hahaha best part for her i guess.. so we still making out and im sucking on her nipples.. OMG f*cking nice ass asian nipples especially when you got an asian girl whos a C-CUP.. so yeh continue so on and so on and i take off her jeans and boyshorts and just rubbing her p*ssy and she tells me to put a finger in.. and i did without regretting lol, and i took it out and she looked at me like why i'd took my finger out and i just put my finger in her mouth and then she asked for 2 fingers and then a 3rd and shes just laying there in my backseat moaning and wet, like my backseat was sweating and fogged up windows and i take off my shirt and i get down and i start eating her p*ssy out like damnnn i aint ate in a long time or something .. moaning and screaming and just coming then 15 minutes later i seat up and i pull her over me and im about to get it going and she asked me what time and we stopped.. she was feeling all guilty and i was like whats wrong? so i guess thats the messed up part..i PLEASED her and i go home UNPLEASED and horny .. man f*ckin sh*t.. well thats my story lol

Lol I've pulled that stunt before...I have done that when I wasn't really feeling the guy and was just horny and wanting to be eaten out...so then when it comes to him wanting some, I pull the "I'm guilty, its too late, maybe another time" stunt...works like a charm every time...Sometimes girls just want the head & no ****...just like sometimes guys want head & no ass. =)

+1 to u for admitting u eat coochie!

[AnthonyF]

I gave up having sex a few days ago...=)

darn...ur missin out. ask PBS, italians do it better.