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  1. 11-27-2007, 11:48 AM #1
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    Default I just got the funniest text from my wife..

    she asked if i think she's fat or think she's getting fat

    PS. can i lie??



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    Its a test, kill her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Its a test, kill her.
    or i can do like u and bang a retarded chick



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    she asked if i think she's fat or think she's getting fat

    PS. can i lie??
    Tell her the truth, lie to her now = Flannel PJs after you're married...



    Edit:yeah, I shudda read more carefully.... You are doomed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Tell her the truth, lie to her now = Flannel PJs after you're married...
    bahhhhhhhhhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Tell her the truth, lie to her now = Flannel PJs after you're married...
    im already married tho...wtf



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    just tell her she looks monica lewinsky and you want her suck you **** so hard that the skin of you face starts to look like bill clinton.
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    I give you permission to kill yo self fool.
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    Just tell her the truth. Or if she's on the border..tell her she's already fat so she can stay fit. XD Threaten to leave her if she doesn't.
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    send her juelz santana - Fat ***** mp3
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
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    LAWLERGAGGERS



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    tell her she's fat. whenever a girl asks me that, i always tell her she's fat. i hate when girls ask that stupid question. it really has nothing to do with you, but whatever you say is going to be the wrong answer.
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    TR00F...therefore i didnt answer



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    TR00F...therefore i didnt answer
    When in doubt, run away!
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    or just tell her she's too beautiful to be even to be considered fat. That should work

    Or just tell she looks like pork chop but not as bad <3integra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    or just tell her she's too beautiful to be even to be considered fat. That should work

    Or just tell she looks like pork chop but not as bad <3integra.
    bahhhhhhhhhhh lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    or i can do like u and bang a retarded chick

    gross, not only is she fat.. but she's retarded.... great taste in women pbs....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    gross, not only is she fat.. but she's retarded.... great taste in women pbs....
    great way to test me killer



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    great way to test me killer
    I have a test you can give her. Send her to my house, so she can see my one eyed willie.
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    LOL ill send you a one eyed barrel...how bout those bullets



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    be like: "Girl you know I like 'em thick"

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    LOL ill send you a one eyed barrel...how bout those bullets
    my one eyed willie shoots back son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    my one eyed willie shoots back son.


    be like: "Girl you know I like 'em thick"


    i used that a couple of times



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    tell her you like her big, and if she doesn't stay jumbo you'll leave her?
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    just tell her that she is considered morbidly obese, not fat
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    HULUD...HOW'D U GET 25K POSTS???? u were at like...15k last time i saw...wtf u lurkin post whore sonuvuhbish



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    HULUD...HOW'D U GET 25K POSTS???? u were at like...15k last time i saw...wtf u lurkin post whore sonuvuhbish
    it takes a lot of work LOL

    i dunno, i guess by posting atleast 25k times?
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    FYP lol...nice miata..i'm starting to grow an infatuation for those piece cars...a friend of mine just put a LS1 swap in one..i know 'LS1/SBC is put in everything'...but it looks so purdyyyyyyy



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    lol thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    great way to test me killer
    you said it home slice... not me...
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    You guys dont have a clue at all!
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    Just Stuff a Twix in your Mouth and Mumble some ****....Hey it works on TV

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8eR4...eature=related
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    You guys dont have a clue at all!
    inform me



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    how bout, "your bewbz are big....you know i like big 'em big ..."


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    lol b00bies are big



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    SEE!!
    ~that way she thinks only of the fact you like bewbz and totally forgets about what holds them up! buying you about 45 seconds before she asks you again....~


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    baahwhwhawhahahahahahahahaha



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    I say tell her what you really think. She might be mad at first, but she'd get over it. She asked the question, she'll appreciate the truth, I know I would
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    tell her the truth.. my wifey jsut had a baby(6mo ago) and shes still got the babyfat, she asked me, i told her im not answering that or you will get mad.. so, she got the truth from me.. lol
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    KDANZIG has a nice avatar i hope that her...with a face to match.


    Phatboimuhhamadacbarslim, pm'd solution.


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