I just got the funniest text from my wife..

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11-28-2007, 05:08 AM
Frög

i hate those questions.. tell she isn't fat, but if she lost couple pounds she would be hotter.. sucks to be you right now.. lol
11-28-2007, 06:14 AM
ahmonrah

kinda reminds me of that cingular(?) commercial.....

butcher: "hey phil, i need 50lbs of beef today.."

other guy: "i dont have it."

butcher: "what....your wife scarf it down for breakfast this morning?"

other guy: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

~butcher doesnt hear laughter, due to dropped signal, gets nervous~

butcher: "nah....i'm sayin.....hey....loo....look at me, we're almost the same size..."
11-28-2007, 08:50 AM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahmonrah

kinda reminds me of that cingular(?) commercial.....

butcher: "hey phil, i need 50lbs of beef today.."

other guy: "i dont have it."

butcher: "what....your wife scarf it down for breakfast this morning?"

other guy: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

~butcher doesnt hear laughter, due to dropped signal, gets nervous~

butcher: "nah....i'm sayin.....hey....loo....look at me, we're almost the same size..."

i love that commercial...classicalness:lmfao:
11-28-2007, 09:46 AM
Frög

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahmonrah

kinda reminds me of that cingular(?) commercial.....

butcher: "hey phil, i need 50lbs of beef today.."

other guy: "i dont have it."

butcher: "what....your wife scarf it down for breakfast this morning?"

other guy: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

~butcher doesnt hear laughter, due to dropped signal, gets nervous~

butcher: "nah....i'm sayin.....hey....loo....look at me, we're almost the same size..."

hahahah my FAVORITE facking comercial ever!!!!!!!!!1

:lmfao::lmfao:

i love it!!!!

here is the link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0lT-VNW46gs
11-28-2007, 09:50 AM
Repost Squintz

need a moment? grab a twix
11-28-2007, 09:52 AM
Sammich

well i stole her snickers in the fridge:D
11-28-2007, 12:34 PM
"B"

Quote:

Originally Posted by phatboislim

She said that she was just leaving "B"s house anad that she would be home in a few hours. i know it isn't funny for me, but i thought you bas tards would get a kick out of "B" bangin my wifey.

I told that hooker not to tell you where she was.
11-28-2007, 12:35 PM
Sammich

Bullsh*t..u got one coming u pink muhfugga
11-28-2007, 12:38 PM
"B"

lmfao

I had to throw her ass out last night. The chick kept trying to swallow my entire d!ck and keep it to herself.
11-28-2007, 12:43 PM
Mach1DrmGrl

Bout to go psycho b1tch on your a$$!!!!!
11-28-2007, 12:45 PM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by B

lmfao

I had to throw her ass out last night. The chick kept trying to swallow my entire d!ck and keep it to herself.

the whole 2in???:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

dumba$$
11-28-2007, 12:47 PM
DrivenMind

Tell her you think you're both "going to seed" slightly...

That way she can't get mad.

Or tell her "Yea... you are getting a little big around the middle, but having sex burns lots of calories." Agree to have her "mate on demand."

/I'm going to hell.
11-28-2007, 01:03 PM
"B"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mach1DrmGrl

Bout to go psycho b1tch on your a$$!!!!!

On who?

DOn't get slapped by a PIMP!!!
11-28-2007, 01:04 PM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrivenMind

Or tell her "Yea... you are getting a little big around the middle, but having sex burns lots of calories." Agree to have her "mate on demand."

im so going to use that ****:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
11-28-2007, 01:04 PM
"B"

Quote:

Originally Posted by phatboislim

the whole 2in???:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

dumba$$

Hey, I may only have two inches; but both of them are MINE!!!
11-28-2007, 01:05 PM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by B

Hey, I may only have two inches; but both of them are MINE!!!

:lmao::lmao: proud white man...cant get mad at that
11-28-2007, 01:05 PM
Mach1DrmGrl

you fool

and you ain't no pimp...how many times do I have to tell you.

now get out on that corner and make my money b1tch!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by B

On who?

DOn't get slapped by a PIMP!!!
11-28-2007, 01:18 PM
"B"

Quote:

Originally Posted by phatboislim

:lmao::lmao: proud white man...cant get mad at that

You really want to check the size, ask DrmGrl.
11-28-2007, 01:22 PM
"B"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mach1DrmGrl

you fool

and you ain't no pimp...how many times do I have to tell you.

now get out on that corner and make my money b1tch!!!

And people wonder how a nice guy like me was able to catch a charge. I'm fixin' to catch another one around Christmas time too.
11-28-2007, 01:36 PM
Mach1DrmGrl

Nice??? HAHAHAHA!!! You need to quit lying to people. You know you choked that girl! She deserved it anyway. Hell, I'd a done it too.

And as far as Christmas goes...bring it baby!!! you already know what its gonna be like. I'm ready!

Quote:

Originally Posted by B

And people wonder how a nice guy like me was able to catch a charge. I'm fixin' to catch another one around Christmas time too.
11-28-2007, 01:38 PM
"B"

We will see.
11-28-2007, 01:39 PM
"B"

BTW- Those aren't your ****ing cars. Quit trying to confuse people. The least you could do is put of a pic of my old mustang.
11-28-2007, 01:44 PM
Mach1DrmGrl

F*U* fat boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by B

BTW- Those aren't your ****ing cars. Quit trying to confuse people. The least you could do is put of a pic of my old mustang.
11-28-2007, 02:07 PM
"B"

Screw you, i am sensitive about my growing gut.
11-28-2007, 02:08 PM
Mach1DrmGrl

Awe...does daddy want some candy???

Come grab it out my pocket
11-28-2007, 02:13 PM
"B"

lol

Oh hell nah.
11-28-2007, 02:43 PM
Kdanzig

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slow Motion

KDANZIG has a nice avatar i hope that her...with a face to match.

Phatboimuhhamadacbarslim, pm'd solution.

:D Thanks!!
11-28-2007, 02:49 PM
Tracy

Just say "I think you are hot!"
11-28-2007, 02:50 PM
ZeD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracy

Just say "I think you are hot!"

shut up scribbles, what do you know?
11-28-2007, 02:52 PM
Tracy

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeD

shut up scribbles, what do you know?

I know that sometimes I think I am fat....when I ask I am just looking to hear that my man still loves me and thinks I am hot. :tongue1:
11-28-2007, 03:15 PM
"B"

they don't let fat chicks drift. DUH
11-28-2007, 03:20 PM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracy

I know that sometimes I think I am fat....when I ask I am just looking to hear that my man still loves me and thinks I am hot. :tongue1:

so lie about the weight??
11-28-2007, 03:52 PM
Tracy

Quote:

Originally Posted by phatboislim

so lie about the weight??

Just avoid the direct question. Tell her she is hot instead.
11-28-2007, 03:53 PM
"B"

Tell the b!tch to work out. I am tired of being smashed by her.
11-28-2007, 03:54 PM
Sammich

ayo B....you got yours coming...i just bought a new broom JUST FOR YOU
11-28-2007, 04:01 PM
Tracy

Trust me, she doesn't want to hear the "truth"...she wants to be assured that you love her and still think she is fine. If that's not the case (you loving her and thinking she is fine)...then I don't know what to tell you :)
11-28-2007, 05:53 PM
ahmonrah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frög

hahahah my FAVORITE facking comercial ever!!!!!!!!!1

:lmfao::lmfao:

i love it!!!!

here is the link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0lT-VNW46gs

hell yeah!!!! +1 that commercial cracks me the hell up everytime i see it!!! tha hilarity still hasnt worn off!!!
11-28-2007, 05:57 PM
ahmonrah

Quote:

Originally Posted by phatboislim

i love that commercial...classicalness:lmfao:

was gonna +1 ya, but :

~You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to phatboislim again.~

seems i've repped you too much since you've been a member.....:goodjob:
11-28-2007, 10:47 PM
MistaCee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

just tell her she looks monica lewinsky and you want her suck you **** so hard that the skin of you face starts to look like bill clinton.

I actually laughed at this
11-29-2007, 10:00 AM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahmonrah

was gonna +1 ya, but :

~You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to phatboislim again.~

seems i've repped you too much since you've been a member.....:goodjob:

lol tis all gewd homie:D

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