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  1. 11-24-2007, 07:00 AM #1
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    Default Epic failure part 2

    So good ole Stormhammer here was chillin with this girl, really good looking and all that jazz right? Well, we dinner having a good time and all that jazz when her cell phone rings. Apparently she had a babysitter for her two kids.... one 8 months and the other 2 years old ( and this girl just turned 20 the other month ) so she just upped and left in the middle of it all and yeah. I was kinda like wtf 20 with 2 kids????

    So I did some general female investigating. There are a LOT of knocked up bitches out there that are that young - the hell... Thank god nothing happened, I don't want to be some hotdog flying down a hallway playing marco polo or something ***** just popped out a watermelon 8 months ago.

    whatever happened to birth control and condoms and pulling out etc?
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  2. 11-24-2007, 07:45 AM #2
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    You'd be a hotdog in a stadium even if she was a virgin.



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    pfff... man... you really believe she had to go because of a baby sitter... your crazy, that ***** is just a pimp and text'd in a rescue call. you got owned sir... owned
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    Quote Originally Posted by clean_dodge
    pfff... man... you really believe she had to go because of a baby sitter... your crazy, that ***** is just a pimp and text'd in a rescue call. you got owned sir... owned
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    I actually picked her up for breakfast early this morning - yeah, I also picked up her two kids.........

    Still begs the question of how the heck do you get knocked up so young nowadays.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    I actually picked her up for breakfast early this morning - yeah, I also picked up her two kids.........

    Still begs the question of how the heck do you get knocked up so young nowadays.
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    ahhahaha let that ***** go. couldnt even tell you up front she had rugrats. its time for you to drop the hammer and dip out.
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    thank god for finals being the prime excuse to disappear...

    and I qoute " ditch the ***** and get outta there!" reps to whomever can tell what movie its from without googling it turns out google wont help at all anyways


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    true lies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSINXS
    true lies?
    you sir have reps


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    Back in middle school I knew a girl who got pregnant at 11, from a 30 year old guy. It's pretty f*cked up, but I didn't feel bad, she was a total b*tch.
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    i wasn't aware that someone COULD get pregnant at 11...
    Who knows?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondabuilder
    i wasn't aware that someone COULD get pregnant at 11...
    no joke i coulda sworn i saw some nasty **** about some 6 year old giving birth to a healthy baby putting her in the guiness book

    the nasty sh!t is who phucks a 6 year old (or 5 yr and 3 months old)
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    http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annihilation
    http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

    Who knows?
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